PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Three Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dog is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fallout. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dick
vs
Dog

198 cm
30
285 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

203 cm
24
266 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Three Dog!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Phil Schofield and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dog under the eye.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Dog looks for the body kick but Dick saw that one coming.
No luck for Dog with that takedown attempt.
Dog throws a leg kick which misses Dick's front leg but catches the back leg as Dick tries to avoid it.
Dick misses with a body kick.
Dog throws a looping overhand right but Dick ducks down to avoid it.
Dog lands a front kick.

Dick dives in and scores a takedown into Dog's guard.

Dog looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dick throws an elbow that misses. Dog uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dick's guard. Nice move by Dog!

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dog trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dog throws an elbow that misses. Dick uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dog's guard. Nice move by Dick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick trying to control the position from guard on top but Dog is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dog wants to sweep but no luck.
Dick trying to control the position from guard on top but Dog is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Dick content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Dog has locked up a guillotine! Dog's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Dick is holding on here and Dog must be using up a lot of energy. Dick has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Dog gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Three Dog!
Our winner, Three Dog, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.