PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Winters (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexee Batman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Winters has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Winters
vs
Batman

200 cm
19
255 lbs
1 - 6 - 0

188 cm
27
270 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jack Winters!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alexee Batman!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Sandra Marshall and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batman looks to throw the jab but Winters is out of range.
A slow jab from Batman misses its intended target.
A left lands for Batman.
Winters is breathing heavily.
Winters keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Batman wants to clinch.
Winters tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Batman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Batman should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A big left from Batman misses.
Batman scores with a shot to the body.

Batman moves into the clinch successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Batman lands with a right to the head.
Batman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Winters's elbow.
Batman misses with a punch to the body.
Batman struggles to land a body shot inside as Winters controls his hands.
Batman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Winters.
Batman lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Batman lands a nice uppercut.
Batman can't find room to land a body shot as Winters controls the action.
Batman landing knees to the head.
Batman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Batman trying to land knees to the body.
Batman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Batman scores a nice knee to the body.
A short body shot lands from Batman as the two fighters clinch.
Batman unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Batman pushes Winters back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Batman.
Batman can't find room to land a body shot as Winters controls the action.
Winters on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Batman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Winters lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Batman lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Winters or not.
Batman landing knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Batman landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Batman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Batman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A short body shot lands from Batman as the two fighters clinch.
Batman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Batman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Batman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Batman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Batman lands a nice uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Batman obliges.
Batman lands with a left to the head.
Batman working Winters over with knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Batman.
Batman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Batman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Batman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Winters prevents a body shot from Batman.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Batman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Batman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Batman.
Batman lands a body punch.
Batman lands a hook that snaps the head of Winters backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Batman.
A right handed body shot lands from Batman.
Batman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Batman.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Batman obliges.
Batman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Batman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Winters avoiding damage as Batman throws knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Batman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Winters prevents a body shot from Batman.
Batman unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Batman landing knees to the body.
Batman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Batman scores a nice knee to the body.
Batman tries to land knees in the clinch but Winters avoids the damage to the body.
Batman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Winters backwards.
Batman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Winters backwards.
Batman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Batman misses with a body punch.
Batman lands a nice uppercut.
Batman cracks Winters with a nice body shot.
Batman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Batman has eaten all the pies!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Batman tries to throw a body punch but Winters avoids it by throwing Batman back against the cage.
Batman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Batman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Batman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexee Batman dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Batman closes the distance and clinches.
Batman looking to throw knees to the head but Winters is blocking nicely.
Batman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Winters prevents a body shot from Batman.
Batman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Batman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Batman.
Batman lands a right hand.

Winters is rocked!
Batman lands an elbow inside that Winters shrugs off.
Oh Winters is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Batman.
Batman creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Winters's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Winters drops to his knees and Batman pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexee Batman!
After winning the bout, Alexee Batman thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.