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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diego Bustamante (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). SissyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Scooters. Bustamante has chosen Here Comes The Boom! as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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282 lbs
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280 lbs
29 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Diego Bustamante!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away.
SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bustamante counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
SissyPants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Bustamante.
SissyPants cracks Bustamante with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bustamante throws a leg kick that misses.
SissyPants punishes Bustamante's body with a nice straight punch.
SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bustamante feints a counter leg kick.
Bustamante keeps the fight on the outside.
And Bustamante responds with a good body kick, but SissyPants manages to step out the way in time.
Bustamante gets cracked with a nice right hand there by SissyPants.
Bustamante showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from SissyPants.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bustamante lands a leg kick that knocks SissyPants off balance momentarily.
SissyPants misses with a jab to the body
and Bustamante counters with a nice leg kick.
Bustamante thumps SissyPants with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bustamante avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants misses with a body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
SissyPants misses with a body shot.
SissyPants misses with a hook. Bustamante ducked under it nicely.
A jab from Bustamante does it's job there.
It looks like FannyPack SissyPants has been cut.
Bustamante lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
SissyPants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
SissyPants motions for Bustamante to come forward. SissyPants throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bustamante. SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bustamante lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bustamante was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants.
SissyPants thuds a left hand into Bustamante's body.
SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bustamante misses with a double jab.
Bustamante avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants is looking to wear down Bustamante with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bustamante tries to clinch there but SissyPants circles away.
Bustamante loads up on a big right hand but SissyPants slips the punch.
SissyPants's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Bustamante gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bustamante throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
SissyPants stuns Bustamante with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
SissyPants throws a body punch but Bustamante moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as SissyPants checks a leg kick.
SissyPants misses with a wild body shot.
Bustamante missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
SissyPants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bustamante closes the distance and clinches.
Bustamante scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bustamante unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Bustamante lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
SissyPants is breathing heavily.
Bustamante blocks a body shot from SissyPants.
Bustamante tries to land knees in the clinch but SissyPants avoids the damage to the body.
SissyPants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bustamante.
SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants lands with a left to the head.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Bustamante presses SissyPants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bustamante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. SissyPants is defending well for now.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bustamante.
SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bustamante landing knees to the head.
Bustamante scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head.
Bustamante lands a body shot.
Bustamante is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bustamante looking to throw knees to the head but SissyPants is blocking nicely.
Bustamante with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Good body shot from Bustamante.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right hook to the body lands for Bustamante.
Bustamante works on SissyPants's body with a couple of short punches.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bustamante with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bustamante with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bustamante pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
SissyPants avoiding damage as Bustamante throws knees to the body.
SissyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bustamante tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short body shot lands from Bustamante as the two fighters clinch.
Bustamante lands with a short shot to the head.
Bustamante lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
Bustamante lands a left hand.
Bustamante landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bustamante makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bustamante.
A short body shot lands from Bustamante as the two fighters clinch.
Bustamante lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bustamante lands a hook that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
Bustamante scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head.
Bustamante lands a body shot.
Bustamante with a knee to the head.
SissyPants takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bustamante obliges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Diego Bustamante dominated that round.
The cut man is working on FannyPack SissyPants's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bustamante. SissyPants shrugs it off though.
Bustamante chopping away at his opponent's legs.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bustamante tries a head kick but it misses.
Bustamante lands with a shot to the body.
Bustamante defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand.
A good leg kick by Bustamante.
Bustamante throws a leg kick which misses SissyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as SissyPants tries to avoid it.
Bustamante misses with a head kick.
SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bustamante misses with a head kick.
Bustamante has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
SissyPants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bustamante.
Bustamante lands a big uppercut and SissyPants crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but SissyPants looks OK. Bustamante waves SissyPants back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bustamante turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Diego Bustamante seems to be getting the better of the standup.
SissyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away.
SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away.
Bustamante throws a big counter head kick but SissyPants avoids it with no problem.
Bustamante keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bustamante throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
SissyPants jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bustamante manages to avoid it.
Bustamante throws a big counter head kick but SissyPants avoids it with no problem.
Bustamante tries to clinch but SissyPants moves out of range.
Bustamante closes the distance and pushes SissyPants back into the cage.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bustamante has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
Bustamante blocks a body shot from SissyPants.
Bustamante stalling the fight.
SissyPants tries a body shot but Bustamante blocks it.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bustamante lands on the inside with an uppercut.
SissyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land.
SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bustamante landing knees to the body.
Diego Bustamante seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short uppercut from Bustamante.
Bustamante pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bustamante circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends SissyPants tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Bustamante wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Diego Bustamante!
After winning the bout, Diego Bustamante thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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hype
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