PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between BlowJob Pennis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ulua Master (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pennis
vs
Master

175 cm
26
156 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

175 cm
26
150 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BlowJob Pennis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ulua Master!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Master misses with a hook. Pennis ducked under it nicely.
Pennis appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Master misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Master throws the left hand but Pennis avoids the punch easily.
Pennis slips a jab from Master.
Pennis went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
A lazy left from Master finds it's target.
Master has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Pennis is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Master closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Master misses with a series of wild punches.
Pennis has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Die Trying Gym in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pennis slips a jab and a cross from Master.
Master misses with a straight right.
Pennis throws a jab but it's blocked by Master.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Master, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Master fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Pennis. That snapped Master's head back.
Master rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pennis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pennis throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A jab from Master misses.
Pennis throws a big counter combination but Master scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Ulua Master seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Master throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big left from Pennis misses.
Master throws out a counter right but Pennis avoids it with no problem.
A big left from Master misses.
Master misses with a straight left.
Master misses with a wild body shot.
A quick step to the side and Pennis tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Master lands a head shot.
Master throws a jab when Pennis was well out of range.
Master lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pennis circles away quickly and effectively.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pennis looks to land a combination but Master avoids it well.
Master moves out of range of the strikes.
Master works over Pennis's head and body with a nice combination.
Master looks to land a combination but Pennis avoids it well.
Master swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Master misses with a hook
and Pennis makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Master throws a combination that misses
enabling Pennis to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Master throws a sloppy body shot
and Pennis counters with a nice uppercut.
Pennis throws a body punch but Master moves out of range.
Master let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pennis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pennis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pennis connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Master misses with a lunging right hand
and Pennis makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Master throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Pennis counters with a three punch combo that has Master backing up. Master nods at Pennis to acknowledge the strikes.
Master throws a body shot but no joy.
Pennis dodges the punch combination from Master.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pennis misses with a hook to the body
and Master counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Master throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pennis appears to be looking for a big counter.
Pennis misses with a right hand
and Master counters with a one-two to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Master misses with a double jab
and Pennis counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Master throws the left hand but Pennis avoids the punch easily.
Pennis swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A punch combination from Pennis misses.
A little jabbing left from Master on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pennis lands a jab to the nose.
Master dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pennis swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ulua Master dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Master connects with a body shot.
Master has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Pennis finds it's way round the side to connect with Master's head.
Master takes a swing at Pennis's ribcage but misses.
A shot to the body from Master misses
and Pennis counters with a right hand to the body.
Master digs a good body shot into Pennis's ribs.
Master throws a series of punches but Pennis moves out of range.
Master swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pennis is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pennis jabs Master right on the nose. Master blinks but takes it well.
Master misses with a right hand
and Pennis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Master misses with a two punch combination.
Master misses with a body punch
enabling Pennis to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pennis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A punch combination from Master misses.
Master clobbers Pennis with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Master thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pennis was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Master fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Pennis is rocked!
Master catches Pennis with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Pennis forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ulua Master!