PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dewey Nobrainer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stjepan Balerina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nobrainer comes to the cage accompanied by Pink Floyd- another brick in the wall. Stjepan Balerina is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Nobrainer
vs
Balerina

200 cm
25
255 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
245 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Self confident

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dewey Nobrainer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Stjepan Balerina!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nobrainer goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A cross from Nobrainer lands.
We've been hearing reports that Nobrainer has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Balerina fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Nobrainer avoids it really well and circles away.
Nobrainer lands a jab.
Nobrainer lands a nice looking kick to the body. Balerina takes a step back to recover.
Balerina fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Balerina got wobbled bad by a big combination! Nobrainer presses forward with punches and knees until Balerina stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Balerina closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dewey Nobrainer!
Dewey Nobrainer took some time post fight to say the following; 'Class dismissed! '.