PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Generic Everyone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Adams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Everyone
vs
Adams

195 cm
25
215 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

186 cm
19
224 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Generic Everyone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mike Adams!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Steve Montenegro and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Adams rushes Everyone and presses him up against the cage.
Knees to the body from Everyone.
Everyone's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Our sources have told us that Everyone has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Everyone lands a nice knee to the body.
Everyone with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Adams blocks a body shot from Everyone.
A short right from Everyone on the inside.
Adams working hard to break the clinch.
Everyone tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adams tries to circle away but Everyone has him pinned against the cage.
Adams wants to break free but Everyone has control.
Everyone has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Adams avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Everyone is looking for a takedown.
Adams is trying to push Everyone away but Everyone has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Everyone misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Adams.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Adams.
Everyone lands an elbow inside that Adams shrugs off.
Everyone missing with knees to the body.
Everyone misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Adams.
Everyone has Adams pressed against the cage, preventing Adams from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Everyone trying to land knees to the body.
Adams tries to break free but Everyone pushes him back against the cage.
Everyone lands an elbow inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Everyone tries to land a knee to the head but Adams blocks with his arms.
Everyone just leaning against Adams, taking a breather.
Everyone keeps control of Adams as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adams is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Everyone throws a punch but it's blocked by Adams.
Everyone with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Adams wants to break free but Everyone has control.
Everyone is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Everyone tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Everyone lands a nice elbow.
Everyone lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Everyone creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Adams's defenses.
Adams is trying to break the clinch but Everyone has him pressed against the cage.
Everyone has Adams pressed against the cage, preventing Adams from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Everyone tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Adams's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Everyone landing knees to the head.

Adams manages to break the clinch.
Mike Adams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Everyone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Adams moves away.
A shot to the liver by Adams. Beautiful body shot.
Adams with a jab.
Adams uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Everyone.
Everyone lands with an uppercut that bounces Adams off the cage and back into range.
Adams pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Everyone back to the cage. Adams follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like Generic Everyone has been cut.
Everyone looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Generic Everyone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Everyone takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A lazy left from Adams finds it's target.
Adams blocks the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Adams feints and as Everyone raises his hands in defense, Adams changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Adams advances position into side control!
Everyone taking a bit of punishment here - Adams scoring with strikes.
Adams fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Everyone taking a bit of punishment here - Adams scoring with strikes.
Everyone is breathing heavily.
Adams controls the position from side control.
Adams scores with a couple of short elbows.
Everyone parries the strikes from Adams easily there. Adams is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Everyone to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Adams advances nicely into full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Generic Everyone will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Generic Everyone's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Adams throws a nice looking combination but Everyone bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Everyone uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Adams.
Everyone connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Adams's hands.
Adams connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Adams shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Everyone as he avoids it easily.
Everyone tries to clinch there but Adams circles away.
Everyone keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Everyone gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Adams connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Everyone's hands.
Adams ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Everyone moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adams misses with a straight right.
Everyone lands a front kick.
Adams throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Everyone showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Adams.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adams throws a series of punches but Everyone avoids them all with ease.
The fight stays on the outside here - Everyone looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice takedown defense from Everyone. No joy for Adams on that attempt.
Adams changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Everyone tries to avoid it but Adams manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Everyone to the ground. Everyone escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Generic Everyone has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Adams.
Adams uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Adams misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Everyone tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Adams manages to circle out of the way.
Adams connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Adams's corner calls for a 1-2. Adams obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Adams scores with a hook.
Adams misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adams fails to land the takedown.
Everyone misses with a wild combination.
Adams throws a series of punches but Everyone moves out of range.
Everyone walks into a stiff left hand from Adams.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Everyone slips a straight right by Adams.
Everyone throws a low kick but Adams avoids it.
Adams takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

Everyone has closed the distance and engaged Adams in a clinch.
Everyone utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Everyone taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Everyone comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Adams is trying to force a seperation but Everyone has the dominant position.
Everyone tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Everyone keeps control of Adams as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Adams takes a knee right on the jaw!
Everyone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Adams blocks an elbow strike.
Adams is trying to break free.
Everyone lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Everyone lands a body punch in the clinch.
Everyone stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Everyone misses with a knee to the head.
Everyone lands a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Adams is trying to stall.
Everyone connects with a knee to the head.
Everyone using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Adams has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Everyone lands a damaging elbow.
Everyone tries to work over Adams's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Everyone works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Everyone tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Everyone lands with a left to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Adams stops a takedown attempt from Everyone.
Everyone lands an elbow inside that Adams shrugs off.

Adams pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Generic Everyone will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Generic Everyone's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Adams throws a jab when Everyone was well out of range.

Adams has managed to clinch.
Everyone misses with the head strike.
Adams avoiding damage.
Everyone tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Adams lands a hook to the side of the head.
Adams blocks an uppercut.
Everyone working Adams over with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Everyone misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Adams.
Everyone gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Mike Adams has been cut.
Nice elbow from Everyone.
Everyone tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Everyone lands an elbow inside that Adams shrugs off.
Adams is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Everyone lands an elbow inside that Adams shrugs off.
Everyone connects with a knee to the head.
Everyone lands an elbow inside that Adams shrugs off.
Adams wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Everyone has him pressed against the cage.
Everyone keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Adams's efforts to push away.
Everyone comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Everyone wants a takedown but no success here.
Everyone is trying to drag Adams to the mat but Adams just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Everyone prevents Adams from breaking the clinch.
Generic Everyone is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Everyone tries a body shot but Adams blocks it.
Adams is trying to push Everyone away but Everyone has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
With the fighters up against the cage, Everyone throws an elbow but misses.
Everyone tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Adams's elbow.
Adams tries to break free but Everyone pushes him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Everyone lands an elbow inside.
Mike Adams has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Adams manages to break the clinch.
Adams chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Everyone can pounce on him.
Everyone throws a head kick but Adams moves out of range.
Adams doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Adams stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Everyone.

Everyone clinches up with Adams and pushes him back against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Everyone - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A left hand lands to the body for Everyone.
Generic Everyone has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Adams's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Everyone comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Adams wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Everyone has him pressed against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Adams tries to pull guard but Everyone holds him up against the cage and eventually Adams drops back down to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Generic Everyone showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Everyone, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 28:29
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Generic Everyone!
An out of breath Generic Everyone thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.