PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elmo Salty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christian Televing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Salty kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Gonna Fly Now. Televing has chosen Nightwish - End of all Hope as his entrance music. Elmo Salty could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Christian Televing's chin.

Salty
vs
Televing

190 cm
35
260 lbs
33 - 21 - 0

185 cm
34
285 lbs
34 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Elmo Salty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Christian Televing!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Donald Grub and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Televing catches Salty with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Televing takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Televing throws a hook but Salty avoids it easily.
Salty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Televing.
Salty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Televing moves away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Salty.

It looks like Christian Televing has been cut.
Salty takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Salty misses with a body shot.
Christian Televing seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Televing throws a body punch but Salty moves out of range.
Salty appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Salty throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Televing.
Televing lunges at Salty with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Salty's hand.
A slow jab from Salty misses its intended target.
Salty throws a sloppy head kick and Televing moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Televing lands a nice looking body kick.
Televing works Salty's body with a nice hook.
Salty is breathing heavily.
Salty throws a hook to the side of Televing's head but Televing sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Televing lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Salty misses with a shot to the body
and Televing connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Salty walks into a straight right hand from Televing.
Salty takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Televing does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A solid leg kick lands there for Televing.
Televing uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Salty.
Televing is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Televing connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Salty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Salty takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice jab there from Salty.
Televing tests Salty's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Salty misses with a straight right.
Televing keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Televing feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Salty's calf.

Televing lands a big right hand that sends Salty crashing to the mat! Televing stays standing though and waves Salty back to his feet!

Salty is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Televing sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Salty's defenses. It connects perfectly with Salty's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Christian Televing!
Christian Televing spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.