PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sweyn Forkbeard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walloping Willy Wallace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wallace has chosen Flower Of Scotland as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Forkbeard
vs
Willy Wallace

195 cm
23
240 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

216 cm
28
302 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sweyn Forkbeard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walloping Willy Wallace!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wallace takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Walloping Willy Wallace has been cut.
Wallace fails in his attempt to clinch.
Forkbeard appears to be looking for a big counter.
Wallace is looking to clinch but Forkbeard is avoiding it.
We've been told by Forkbeard's head coaches at Shark Tank MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Forkbeard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wallace at a distance.
Wallace will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Forkbeard lands with a good body shot.
Forkbeard throws a shot to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Forkbeard. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Forkbeard.
Forkbeard moves into range and connects with a jab.

That has opened up Walloping Willy Wallace's cut even more.
Forkbeard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wallace looks winded!
Wallace wants to clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Forkbeard lands a big uppercut and Wallace crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Wallace looks OK. Forkbeard waves Wallace back to his feet!

Wallace is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Forkbeard looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Forkbeard backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Wallace's temple! It sends Wallace violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Forkbeard celebrates and the doctors try to help Wallace!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Sweyn Forkbeard!
In defeat, Walloping Willy Wallace stepped up to the mic, saying 'I have decided to retire, thanks for all the brain damage'.