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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kang Xi Jia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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150 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kang Xi Jia!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xi Jia slips a straight right by Jeremy.
Xi Jia ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Xi Jia takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Xi Jia with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Xi Jia counters with a two punch combo.
Jeremy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
It seemed like Xi Jia was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Xi Jia counters with a slapping leg kick.
Xi Jia slips a straight right by Jeremy.
Xi Jia misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jeremy has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jeremy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jeremy jabs Xi Jia to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot to the liver by Jeremy. Beautiful body shot.
Xi Jia steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Jeremy misses
and Xi Jia counters with a straight right hand.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Xi Jia slips under a jab from Jeremy.
Xi Jia misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jeremy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Xi Jia throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
Jeremy looks to land a combination but Xi Jia avoids it well.
Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
Xi Jia avoids a kick to the body.
A combination from Jeremy does no damage.
Xi Jia appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Xi Jia slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Xi Jia blocks a jab.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from Xi Jia on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Jeremy does no damage.
Jeremy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Xi Jia.
Jeremy throws a leg kick
and Xi Jia cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jeremy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Xi Jia counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
Jeremy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Xi Jia is out of range and Jeremy settles back down.
Xi Jia uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Xi Jia appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Xi Jia moves out of range as Jeremy strikes.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut.
Xi Jia scores with a hook.
Xi Jia looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Xi Jia.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Xi Jia ducks under and follows up with a left that Xi Jia also avoids with ease.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Xi Jia sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeremy thuds his right hand into Xi Jia's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jeremy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Xi Jia circles away quickly and effectively.
Xi Jia misses with a wild combination.
Jeremy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Xi Jia looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy tries to counter by clinching up but Xi Jia breaks away and moves out of range.
Jeremy lands a jab to the head.
Xi Jia walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jeremy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Xi Jia counters with a straight right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws out a leg kick but Xi Jia moves out of range and Jeremy only half commits.
Xi Jia tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Xi Jia punishes Jeremy's body with a nice straight punch.
A left lands for Jeremy.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jeremy, as that shot connected.
Xi Jia misses with a hook
and Xi Jia takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Xi Jia scores with a nice head shot.
Jeremy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jeremy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Xi Jia manages to avoid it.
Xi Jia feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jeremys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy throws out a leg kick but Xi Jia moves out of range and Jeremy only half commits.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Xi Jia! But no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Jeremy cracks Xi Jia with an open hand slap.
Jeremy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jeremy wants to slow Xi Jia down by chopping away at his legs.
A little jabbing left from Xi Jia on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but Xi Jia slips the punch.
Xi Jia avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Xi Jia scores with a jab to the head.
Xi Jia lands a really nice looking cross but Jeremy seems unphased.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Xi Jia moves away and avoids it.
A little jabbing left from Xi Jia on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy lands a leg kick that knocks Xi Jia off balance momentarily.
Nice shot lands for Xi Jia.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Xi Jia sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Xi Jia cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Xi Jia is out of range and Jeremy settles back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Xi Jia blocks the leg kick.
Xi Jia takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Xi Jia throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.
Xi Jia throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Xi Jia.
A little feinted left hand from Jeremy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jeremy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jeremy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Xi Jia checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Xi Jia appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Xi Jia uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Xi Jia throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Xi Jia saw that one coming.
Xi Jia scores with a jab.
Jeremy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Xi Jia at a distance.
Xi Jia swinging wildly here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Xi Jia moves out of range of the strikes.
Xi Jia shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Xi Jia.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Xi Jia in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Jeremy catches Xi Jia with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Xi Jia does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Xi Jia is out of range.
Jeremy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Xi Jia's calf.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Xi Jia manages to avoid it.
Jeremy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Xi Jia counters with a three punch combo that has Jeremy backing up. Jeremy nods at Xi Jia to acknowledge the strikes.
Jeremy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Xi Jia can do to turn this around?
Jeremy throws a jab when Xi Jia was well out of range.
Xi Jia takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xi Jia uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
Danga de danga de dang - Jeremy scores with a four punch combination!
Jeremy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Xi Jia throws a jab when Jeremy was well out of range.
Jeremy misses with a wild combination.
A little jabbing left from Xi Jia on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Xi Jia scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jeremy throws a poor cross that misses
and Xi Jia connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jeremy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Xi Jia has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Xi Jia and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
Donk. Xi Jia catches Jeremy right on the button with a cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Xi Jia has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jeremy finds it's way round the side to connect with Xi Jia's head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Xi Jia might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jeremy has got the better of the exchanges.
Xi Jia lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
Jeremy tries to move into range but Xi Jia moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jeremy throws out a loose jab but Xi Jia uses good head movement to avoid it.
It seemed like Xi Jia was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jeremy slips under a jab from Xi Jia.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jeremy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Xi Jia.
Jeremy misses with a leg kick.
Jeremy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jeremy throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Xi Jia to counter with a crisp jab.
Xi Jia uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Xi Jia looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Xi Jia moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy walks into a left hand.
Xi Jia lands with a shot to the body.
Xi Jia throws out a loose jab but Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid it.
A left lands for Jeremy.
Xi Jia rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jeremy counters with a nice body shot.
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Xi Jia counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Xi Jia lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ron Jeremy is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Xi Jia ducks down to avoid it.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Xi Jia.
Jeremy throws a nice looking combination but Xi Jia bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Xi Jia appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Xi Jia throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Xi Jia counters with a stiff right hand.
Xi Jia feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.
Xi Jia looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little jabbing left from Xi Jia on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jeremy cracks Xi Jia with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Xi Jia waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Xi Jia takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Xi Jia avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jeremy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Xi Jia counters with a right hand to the body.
Jeremy blocks a leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Jeremy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Xi Jia doesn't seem phased though.
Kang Xi Jia has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Xi Jia is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jeremy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Xi Jia does a little dance to reset his feet.
Xi Jia pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Danga de danga de dang - Xi Jia scores with a four punch combination!
Xi Jia doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Xi Jia looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jeremy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy lunges at Xi Jia with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Xi Jia's hand.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Xi Jia sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Xi Jia doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Xi Jia feints a counter leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is looking to chop away at Xi Jia's legs.
Xi Jia looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jeremy.
Xi Jia pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Xi Jia takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Xi Jia slips a jab from Jeremy.
Xi Jia misses with an uppercut
and Jeremy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy lands with a good body shot.
Jeremy misses with a double jab.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
A slow jab from Xi Jia misses its intended target.
Jeremy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Ron Jeremy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Xi Jia misses with the combination.
Jeremy thuds his right hand into Xi Jia's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Xi Jia's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy scores with a jab to the body.
Xi Jia keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Xi Jia avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy connects with a body shot that sends Xi Jia's belly button to the back.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Xi Jia moves away.
Jeremy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Xi Jia takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Xi Jia on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jeremy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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hype
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