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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Turkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turkey comes to the cage accompanied by Attack. The Dumbass has chosen Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) as his entrance music. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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275 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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255 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Turkey!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey The Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turkey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turkey stuffs the takedown.
Turkey ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The Dumbass blocks a head kick by Turkey.
The Dumbass rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Turkey moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Turkey keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Turkey - that will leave a mark!
Turkey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Dumbass misses with a wild body shot.
Turkey with a hook.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Turkey.
The Dumbass blocks a head kick by Turkey.
Turkey throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Dumbass looks to land a right hand but Turkey moved out of range.
The Dumbass fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jack Turkey has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joey The Dumbass.
Turkey rushes The Dumbass and presses him up against the cage.
Turkey breaks the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turkey fails to land with a series of punches.
Turkey stuffs the takedown attempt from The Dumbass. The Dumbass gets slowly back to his feet.
The Dumbass ducks right into an uppercut from Turkey.
Good shot there by Turkey.
The Dumbass fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Turkey throws the kick towards the body but The Dumbass avoids it.
Nice takedown defense from Turkey. No joy for The Dumbass on that attempt.
Turkey closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Turkey in side control lands a decent elbow.
Turkey creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Turkey decides to stand up, so the ref orders The Dumbass to his feet.
Turkey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Dumbass checks a leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as The Dumbass checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turkey throws a wild body kick that The Dumbass sees coming a mile off.
Some bone on bone action there as The Dumbass checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Turkey tries a head kick but it misses.
A jab from Turkey misses.
Jack Turkey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Dumbass uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Turkey.
Turkey lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Turkey.
Turkey shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Dumbass looking for a sweep. Not yet The Dumbass, not yet.
The Dumbass is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The Dumbass looking for a guillotine here but Turkey defends easily.
The Dumbass escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Turkey gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The Dumbass is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The Dumbass looks gassed!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turkey drops back looking for a leg! The Dumbass is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Dumbass manages to kick Turkey off! Turkey jumps back into The Dumbass's guard.
Turkey trying to control but The Dumbass is working from the bottom.
The Dumbass has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Turkey can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The Dumbass escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Turkey gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Turkey trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turkey cracks The Dumbass with a solid left hand.
Turkey in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Turkey wanted to stand there but The Dumbass had control of the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The Dumbass looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The Dumbass wants to sweep here but Turkey controlling him for the moment.
Turkey forces his way into half guard.
The Dumbass is trying to get back to full guard.
The Dumbass looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Turkey decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Turkey goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crunch! Turkey slams his shin into The Dumbass's torso.
Turkey tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd cheers as The Dumbass lands an impressive looking overhand right. Turkey doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Turkey dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
The Dumbass shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nice defenses there by Turkey.
Horrible takedown by The Dumbass or perhaps it was just good defense by Turkey which made him look bad.
No joy there for Turkey, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Dumbass shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The Dumbass is looking for a kimura but Turkey is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for The Dumbass to get the leverage.
The Dumbass passes to full mount!
Turkey is trying to stand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Dumbass is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Turkey has managed to escape the submission attempt.
The Dumbass is breathing heavily.
Turkey is looking to improve his position but The Dumbass isn't that keen on the idea.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turkey is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Turkey tries to lock up and control but The Dumbass gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The Dumbass has hold of Turkey's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Turkey manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
The Dumbass working for a submission but Turkey is keeping him at bay.
Turkey manages to regain half guard. Good work.
The Dumbass has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Turkey working to try and regain half guard.
Turkey is working hard here to advance position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turkey swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
The Dumbass is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Turkey has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Turkey is looking to improve his position but The Dumbass isn't that keen on the idea.
The Dumbass moves to the back.
The Dumbass controlling well, preventing Turkey from escaping the position.
The Dumbass working for a choke but Turkey is defending well.
The Dumbass is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Turkey defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turkey trying to get back to his feet but The Dumbass is in full control for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dumbass looking for the RNC.
Turkey is trying to stand back up.
The Dumbass has got one arm under Turkey's chin. This could be trouble... Turkey trying to control the other hand but The Dumbass gets it free and sqeezes tight - just a matter of time now! Yep, Turkey has tapped out! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Joey The Dumbass!
Joey The Dumbass is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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