PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Testicule Chewer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Axe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Testicule Chewer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jon Axe's chin.

Chewer
vs
Axe

185 cm
28
178 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

182 cm
22
183 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)
MayheM sportswear

Amped Performance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testicule Chewer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Jon Axe!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chewer jabs at Axe's body.
A big left from Chewer misses.
Axe looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Axe looks to land a right hand but Chewer moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Chewer misses the target.
Chewer misses with the combination.
Chewer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Chewer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bully Busters in the buildup to the fight.
Axe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chewer tries to bum rush Axe with a series of wild strikes but Axe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Chewer looks to land a combination but Axe avoids it well.
Axe misses with a combination
and Chewer counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Jon Axe has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Axe misses.
Chewer throws a nice looking combination but Axe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Axe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Axe darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
No joy there for Chewer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Axe swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Axe tries to move into range but Chewer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Axe swings for the body but Chewer moves out of range.
Chewer works Axe's body with a nice hook.
Testicule Chewer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Axe.
Chewer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Axe counters with a right hand to the body.
Chewer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Chewer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Axe circles away quickly and effectively.
Chewer falls off balance throwing a combination

and Axe counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Chewer breaks the clinch.
Chewer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Axe cracks Chewer with an open hand slap.
Axe getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A lazy left from Chewer finds it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Axe tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chewer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chewer went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Axe catches Chewer right on the button with a cross.
Chewer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Axe throws out a powerful jab.

Chewer is rocked!
Axe lands with a nice body punch.
Oh Chewer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A big right from Chewer misses.
Axe ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Chewer out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jon Axe!
Testicule Chewer spoke after the fight, saying 'I will be back...after Im thru warming up ur momma...and while ur waitin....rinse off ur sister and put her back in the car....Im takin her with me for 3rds....'.