PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Norbit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalba Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech has chosen Kavkaz Music as his entrance music. Norbit has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Kalba Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Norbit
vs
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech

183 cm
26
205 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

188 cm
33
210 lbs
7 - 26 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

RAGS of a RONIN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dirk Norbit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kalba Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Decent striking displayed by Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech there.
Norbit missing with a left hand there. Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech throws a head kick but Norbit moves out of range.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Norbit takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Norbit looks to land a right hand but Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech moved out of range.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech cracks Norbit with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Norbit to stand back up!

Norbit is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Norbit misses the jab.
Oh Norbit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Norbit is breathing heavily.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Norbit doesn't seem bothered though.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norbit swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech throws a head kick that misses.
Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Norbit crumples to the floor! Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kalba Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech!
After winning the bout, Kalba Megomaravaralorivasiskinovaatech thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Dirk Norbit stepped up to the mic, saying 'lucky day for some but not for me...oh well I still got my looks'.