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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dewey Nobrainer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matthew Beaver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nobrainer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pink Floyd- another brick in the wall. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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255 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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279 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Big right hand |
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dewey Nobrainer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Matthew Beaver!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nobrainer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nobrainer lands a jab to Beaver's midsection.
Nobrainer lands a glancing blow to the side of Beaver's head.
Nobrainer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nobrainer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Beaver has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nobrainer looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nobrainer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nobrainer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice straight punches there by Nobrainer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Nobrainer.
It looks like Matthew Beaver has been cut.
Nobrainer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nobrainer misses with a body kick.
Beaver feints the counter takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beaver takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Decent striking displayed by Nobrainer there.
Dewey Nobrainer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A solid body kick from Nobrainer.
Beaver looks winded!
Nobrainer lands with a hook. Beaver tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nobrainer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Beaver has eaten all the pies!
Nobrainer connects with the punch.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Nobrainer.
Nobrainer drops Beaver with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Beaver looks back up at him and smiles so Nobrainer waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Dewey Nobrainer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nobrainer lands a big uppercut and Beaver crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Beaver looks OK. Nobrainer waves Beaver back to his feet!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nobrainer thuds his right hand into Beaver's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nobrainer lands a leg kick that knocks Beaver off balance momentarily.
Nobrainer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nobrainer lands a big right hand that sends Beaver crashing to the mat! Nobrainer stays standing though and waves Beaver back to his feet!
It looks like Nobrainer has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Nobrainer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Beaver's calf.
Beaver on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Nobrainer lands a big right hand that sends Beaver crashing to the mat! Nobrainer stays standing though and waves Beaver back to his feet!
Beaver is rocked!
Nobrainer knocks out Beaver with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Nobrainer before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Nobrainer picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dewey Nobrainer!
Dewey Nobrainer is the new heavyweight champion!
Dewey Nobrainer tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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