PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between BlowJob Pennis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Soa Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BlowJob Pennis is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Pennis
vs
Silva

175 cm
26
156 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

177 cm
28
157 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BlowJob Pennis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Soa Silva!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Eliza Hachem and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silva throws a jab when Pennis was well out of range.
Pennis swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Silva misses with an uppercut.
Silva looks to land a right hand but Pennis moved out of range.
Pennis lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Silva at a distance.

Silva fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pennis, pushing him back against the cage.
Pennis lands an uppercut.
Pennis lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Silva blocks a body shot from Pennis.
Pennis misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Silva.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pennis.
Silva lands with a short shot to the head.
Silva has a couple of punches blocked by Pennis.
Pennis taking a breather.
Silva lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Silva.
Pennis blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pennis backwards.
A short left from Silva.
Pennis is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Silva is keeping busy.
Silva throws a head punch that misses.
Silva fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A bit of stalling here from Pennis.
Silva softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pennis fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Silva.
Pennis is trying to maintain a safe position but Silva gets an underhook and turns Pennis into the cage.
Pennis tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pennis misses with some punches.
Pennis has a couple of punches blocked by Silva.
Silva misses with a punch on the inside.
Silva blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Silva.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silva works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Pennis - that landed with a thud.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Silva blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pennis is looking to control Silva's arms but Silva gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pennis has his back to the cage.
Silva has a couple of punches blocked by Pennis.
Pennis misses with the head strike.
Pennis blocks an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Pennis misses with a punch to the body.
Silva pushes Pennis back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pennis taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Pennis misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pennis tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Silva scores with a shoulder strike.
Silva pushes Pennis back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pennis looking to stall.
Pennis lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Pennis fails to land.
Silva misses with some punches.
Silva scores with a hook to the body.
Silva lands with a right to the head.
Silva working aggressively here.
Silva throws a head punch that misses.
Silva misses with the head strike.
Pennis swings wildly with an uppercut but Silva uses good head movement to avoid it.
Silva working aggressively here.
A body shot lands from Silva.

Pennis gets control of Silva's arms and successfully pulls guard. Pennis will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Silva won't allow Pennis to sweep him here.
Pennis pulls Silva in close to prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silva stays in close to Pennis's body and controls the position.
Silva's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Pennis wants to sweep but no luck.
Pennis not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Pennis is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Pennis working for a triangle but Silva defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Soa Silva dominated that round.
That's time! Pennis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Pennis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Silva moves away.
Pennis scores with a jab to the body.
Silva slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A big left from Pennis misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Silva, as that shot connected.
Silva misses with a straight left.
Soa Silva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pennis tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Silva paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A little jabbing left from Silva on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Silva closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pennis scores with a shot to the side of Silva's head.
Pennis blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pennis is trying to pull guard but Silva turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Silva lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Silva blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva lands with a left to the head.

Pennis is rocked!
Pennis has a couple of punches blocked by Silva.
Oh Pennis is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Silva misses with a hook from the clinch.
Soa Silva seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Silva fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Silva misses with a hook from the clinch.
Silva misses with a punch on the inside.
Silva throws a punch but it's blocked by Pennis.
Silva swings wildly with an uppercut but Pennis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pennis tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pennis blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Silva swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Silva misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pennis blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Silva misses with a punch on the inside.
Silva misses with the head strike.
Silva fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pennis blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Silva fails to land.
Pennis seems to have got his legs back now.
Silva blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pennis lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pennis tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pennis lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Silva backwards.
Pennis is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Silva swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Silva lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Pennis misses with the head strike.
Silva lands a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pennis tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Silva just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BlowJob Pennis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Silva throws a head punch that misses.
Pennis tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Silva smiles and moves away.
Pennis uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Silva has time to react.
Silva throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pennis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Silva misses with an uppercut.
An attempted straight right counter from Pennis misses the target.

Silva instigates a clinch.
Pennis misses with a hook from the clinch.
Silva pushes Pennis back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Silva - that landed with a thud.
Silva lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pennis misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silva misses with the head strike.
Silva lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pennis backwards.
Pennis throws a punch but it's blocked by Silva.
Pennis is trying to break the clinch but Silva is controlling him.
Silva has a couple of punches blocked by Pennis.
Pennis lands a body shot in the clinch.
Silva keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pennis's efforts to push away.
Silva tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Silva struggles to land a body shot inside as Pennis controls his hands.
Silva dips a shoulder and cracks Pennis with a mighty uppercut! Pennis falls back against the cage and Silva unloads with a barrage of strikes! Pennis is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Silva screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Soa Silva!
After the fight, Soa Silva was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.