PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leonard Proudfeather (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patricius Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Proudfeather's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Come and Get Your Love. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Proudfeather
vs
Satanae

200 cm
21
264 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

192 cm
20
252 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Leonard Proudfeather!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Patricius Satanae!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Columbo Gatti and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Satanae looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Some bone on bone action there as Proudfeather checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Proudfeather throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Satanae steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Proudfeather moves out of range of the body kick.
Proudfeather attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Satanae is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Satanae throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Proudfeather connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Satanae swings away with a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Proudfeather.
Satanae follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Satanae throws a hook to the side of Proudfeather's head but Proudfeather sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Proudfeather scores with a spinning back kick!
Proudfeather slips a straight right by Satanae.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanae will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Proudfeather seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Proudfeather throws a head kick that misses.
Satanae takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Patricius Satanae has been cut.
A low kick from Proudfeather misses
and Satanae counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Satanae misses with a wild combination.
Satanae slips under a jab.
Satanae throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Proudfeather scores with a spinning back kick!
Satanae tries to close the distance and clinch but Proudfeather swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Satanae fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Proudfeather throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Proudfeather throws the kick towards the body but Satanae avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Proudfeather misses with a hook
and Satanae counters with a thumping low kick.
Satanae tries to clinch but Proudfeather is having none of it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Proudfeather moves out of range as Satanae throws a body kick.
Proudfeather tries to score with a low kick but Satanae moves his leg out of the way.
Proudfeather misses with a body punch
and Satanae counters with a nice uppercut.
Proudfeather cracks the inside of Satanae's front leg.
Satanae takes a kick to the side of the head.
Proudfeather slips under a jab.
Satanae tries a head kick but it misses.
Proudfeather thinks about countering with a body kick.
Proudfeather takes a swing at Satanae's ribcage but misses.
Satanae thinks about the counter body kick.
Proudfeather misses with a low kick.
Satanae throws a push kick but Proudfeather slaps the foot to one side.
Proudfeather throws a leg kick which misses Satanae's front leg but catches the back leg as Satanae tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanae looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Proudfeather goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Proudfeather throws a head kick but Satanae moves out of range.
Satanae misses with a kick to the body
and Proudfeather counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Satanae clinches up with Proudfeather and pushes him back against the ropes.
Proudfeather misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Satanae.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Proudfeather.
Proudfeather working aggressively here.
Proudfeather tries a body shot but Satanae blocks it.
Proudfeather tries to throw a body punch but Satanae avoids it by throwing Proudfeather back against the ropes.
Satanae swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Proudfeather throws a punch but it's blocked by Satanae.
Proudfeather lands a nice uppercut.

Proudfeather pulls Satanae into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Proudfeather keeping moving, preventing Satanae from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Proudfeather is pulling down on Satanae's head to control his posture.
Proudfeather looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Proudfeather trying to keep a closed guard but Satanae is proving a slippery customer.
Proudfeather is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leonard Proudfeather dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Patricius Satanae's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Satanae throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Proudfeather tries a low kick but Satanae avoids it.
Proudfeather uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Satanae.
Proudfeather quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Proudfeather lands a nice leg kick that just misses Satanae's sensitive parts.
Proudfeather fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Satanae checks it well.
It seemed like Satanae was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Proudfeather.
Proudfeather tried to score with a low kick but Satanae checks it.
Satanae scores with a leg kick.
Proudfeather pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Proudfeather feints and then cracks Satanae's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Satanae down.
Proudfeather fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Satanae has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Proudfeather blocks a low kick nicely.
Proudfeather uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Satanae has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Proudfeather throws a front kick that sends Satanae stumbling back into the ropes.
Satanae checks a leg kick.
Proudfeather throws a head kick that misses.
Proudfeather backing away here, and Satanae unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Satanae slips under a jab from Proudfeather.
Proudfeather is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Satanae can do to turn this around?
Proudfeather avoids a kick to the body.
Satanae throws the kick towards the body but Proudfeather avoids it.
Proudfeather throws a head kick that misses
and Satanae counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Satanae looks for the body kick but Proudfeather saw that one coming.
Nice body kick there by Satanae.
Satanae throws a jab but it's blocked by Proudfeather.
Proudfeather staying out of range there.
Proudfeather appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Proudfeather takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Satanae.
Proudfeather throws a sloppy head kick
and Satanae counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Proudfeather throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Satanae.
Proudfeather thuds his shin into the meat of Satanae's side.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big right from Satanae misses.
Leonard Proudfeather is winning the standup battle so far.
Satanae swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Satanae misses with a head kick.
We've been informed that Satanae has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Proudfeather connects with a leg kick. Satanae looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Proudfeather throws a sloppy head kick and Satanae moves out of range easily.
Proudfeather getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Satanae lands with a good body shot.
Proudfeather throws a sloppy head kick and Satanae moves out of range easily.
Satanae misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Proudfeather misses
and Satanae counters with a body kick.
Satanae misses with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Proudfeather.
Proudfeather throws a head kick but Satanae moves out of range.
Satanae throws a quick inside leg kick.
Proudfeather throws a poor cross that misses
and Satanae counters with a nice uppercut.
Satanae misses with an uppercut. Proudfeather saw that one coming.
Proudfeather explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Proudfeather.
Satanae darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A head kick misses from Proudfeather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satanae looks to land a body kick but Proudfeather moved away.
Satanae throws a series of punches but Proudfeather avoids them all with ease.
Proudfeather throws a low kick but Satanae avoids it.
Satanae counters with a body kick.
Proudfeather misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Satanae missing with a left hand there. Proudfeather was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Satanae - that will leave a mark!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Satanae throws the left hand but Proudfeather avoids the punch easily.
Proudfeather moves out of range of the body kick from Satanae.
Satanae throws out a loose jab but Proudfeather uses good head movement to avoid it.
Satanae misses with an attempted mid kick.
Proudfeather is looking to counter punch.
Proudfeather goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Proudfeather on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Satanae. Satanae obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Patricius Satanae will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Patricius Satanae's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Proudfeather throws a sloppy head kick
and Satanae counters with a solid body kick.
Satanae looks for the body kick but Proudfeather saw that one coming.
Proudfeather throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Satanae's head.
Satanae moves out of range of the body kick.
Satanae pushes Proudfeather away with a front kick.
Proudfeather throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Proudfeather uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Satanae.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Proudfeather.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satanae cracks Proudfeather with a right hand to the side of the head.
Proudfeather throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Proudfeather pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Proudfeather pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Proudfeather attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Satanae fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Proudfeather ducks under a wild hook from Satanae.
Proudfeather throws a quick counter head kick but Satanae was just out of range.
Satanae on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jab, jab by Proudfeather - just one landing.
Proudfeather lands a nice looking body kick.
Satanae takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Satanae throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Proudfeather.
A head kick misses from Proudfeather.
Proudfeather uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Satanae.
Proudfeather lands a jab to Satanae's midsection.
Satanae misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Proudfeather ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Satanae avoids the head kick by Proudfeather.
Proudfeather misses with a low kick.
Satanae motions for Proudfeather to come forward. Satanae throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Proudfeather was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Proudfeather looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Satanae has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Proudfeather.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Proudfeather throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Satanae checks the leg kick nicely there.
Satanae walks forward, straight into a front kick from Proudfeather.
A slapping leg kick lands for Proudfeather.
Proudfeather bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Satanae's head.
Proudfeather tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Proudfeather misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Proudfeather goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Satanae tries to land a body kick
and Proudfeather counters with a nice body kick.
Satanae tries to clinch up but Proudfeather circles away and keeps his distance.
Satanae's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Proudfeather throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Satanae throws a push kick but Proudfeather slaps the foot to one side.
Proudfeather pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Satanae tries a low kick but Proudfeather avoids it.
Satanae gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Proudfeather counters with a good, hard body kick but Satanae shrugs it off.
Satanae blocks a head kick by Proudfeather.
Proudfeather is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Proudfeather looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Satanae blocks a head kick by Proudfeather.
Satanae only half commits to the counter leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Proudfeather connects with an inside leg kick.
Proudfeather ducks under a wild hook from Satanae.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Satanae.
Satanae takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Satanae blocks a head kick by Proudfeather.
Satanae looks to throw the jab but Proudfeather is out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Proudfeather on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Satanae catches Proudfeather with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Proudfeather lands with a nice body kick.
The fighters circling - Satanae throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Proudfeather looks to land a body kick but Satanae moved away.
A bone on bone clash there as Proudfeather blocks the leg kick.
Proudfeather swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leonard Proudfeather showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Proudfeather has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:28
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leonard Proudfeather!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Leonard Proudfeather waved his t-shirt featuring Amped Performance's logo in front of the cameras.
Patricius Satanae was interviewed post fight and said 'Shut up you bum'.