PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humu Kalakaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juha Mieto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Juha Mieto is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Kalakaua
vs
Mieto

225 cm
22
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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KRRO Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Humu Kalakaua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Juha Mieto!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalakaua ducks under a wild hook from Mieto.
Humu Kalakaua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kalakaua misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kalakaua connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A combination from Kalakaua does no damage.
Kalakaua misses with a low kick.
Kalakaua tries to land a front kick but Mieto steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kalakaua pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mieto lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kalakaua takes a step back to recover.
Mieto misses with a hook.
Kalakaua takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kalakaua.
Kalakaua misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mieto.
Kalakaua checks a leg kick.
Kalakaua takes a swing at Mieto's ribcage but misses.
Mieto throws a body kick the misses
and Mieto takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A thudding body kick lands there by Kalakaua!
Kalakaua swings widly with a right hand
and Mieto counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mieto takes a swing at Kalakaua's ribcage but misses.
Mieto chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kalakaua is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mieto throws a leg kick but Kalakaua sees it coming and moves out of range.
Mieto thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mieto throws a right and a left that Kalakaua avoids nicely.
Kalakaua throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mieto avoids the head kick by Kalakaua.
Kalakaua bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kalakaua bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mieto's head.
Kalakaua misses with a head kick.
Mieto misses with a combination
and Kalakaua counters with a body kick.
Kalakaua really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mieto throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kalakaua takes one to the chin there.
Kalakaua punishes Mieto's body with a nice straight punch.
Kalakaua lands a nice looking body kick.
Mieto takes one to the side of the head.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mieto.
Mieto ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kalakaua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mieto.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mieto stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kalakaua.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kalakaua.
Kalakaua throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Mieto crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Humu Kalakaua!