PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Soul Jah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt comes to the cage accompanied by Tones on Tail - Go!. Jah has chosen Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Wyatt
vs
Jah

200 cm
27
280 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

196 cm
31
250 lbs
19 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)
Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Soul Jah!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A left and a right from Jah both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Wyatt works the jab nicely.
Soul Jah seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jah works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wyatt throws an overhand right that lands on Jah's shoulder, as Jah tries to avoid the shot.
Jah scores with a head kick. Wyatt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jah lands with a slapping head kick.
Jah misses with a head kick.
Jah looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jah.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wyatt lands a jab to Jah's midsection.
Jah throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wyatt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Jah misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt looks to score with a jab to the body but Jah is just out of range.
Jah keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jah throws a nice head kick!

Jah lands a big head kick that sends Wyatt tumbling to the mat! Jah takes a step backwards and waves Wyatt back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Wyatt connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jah momentarily.
Jah displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wyatt throws out the jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wyatt swings for the body but Jah moves out of range.
Wyatt backing away here, and Jah unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wyatt throws a shot from downtown. Jah moves away and avoids it.
Wyatt looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jah throws a series of punches but Wyatt avoids them all with ease.
A little feinted left hand from Wyatt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wyatt throws a body punch but Jah moves out of range.
Jah is looking to clinch.
Jah thuds a left hand into Wyatt's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jah lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Jah takes one to the chin there.
Jah connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wyatt momentarily.

Wyatt is rocked!
Jah throws a pinpoint strike between Wyatt's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Wyatt crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Jah scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Soul Jah!
Soul Jah seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.