PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwarzenegger comes to the cage accompanied by Ride of the Valkyries. Darko has chosen Mad World as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Schwarzenegger
vs
Darko

184 cm
18
188 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
19
188 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Adolf Schwarzenegger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Donnie Darko!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but Darko moves out of range.
Schwarzenegger wants to clinch
and Darko counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Darko circles away from the clinch attempt
and Schwarzenegger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Darko scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Schwarzenegger works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

It looks like Donnie Darko has been cut.
Schwarzenegger misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch there but Darko circles away.
Darko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwarzenegger manages to avoid it.
Darko misses with the combination.
Darko slips under a jab from Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger fails in his attempt to clinch.
Schwarzenegger fails with an attempt to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Darko on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Schwarzenegger drops Darko with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Darko looks back up at him and smiles so Schwarzenegger waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Darko misses with an uppercut.
We've been told by Schwarzenegger's head coaches at Kangaroo's MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Schwarzenegger takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger moves in looking to clinch but Darko pushes him off.
Schwarzenegger slips a jab from Darko.
Darko lands a jab to the nose.
Schwarzenegger slips a jab from Darko.
Schwarzenegger tries to close the distance and clinch up but Darko swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Darko misses with a low kick.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but Darko is having none of it.
Darko let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Darko works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Darko avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Schwarzenegger throws a looping overhand right but Darko ducks down to avoid it.
Darko swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Darko swats away the attempt to clinch by Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Darko makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Darko avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A countering left hand to the body from Darko misses.
Schwarzenegger doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Schwarzenegger cracks Darko with a good jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger throws out a loose jab but Darko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schwarzenegger keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Darko is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Schwarzenegger doesn't manage to clinch there - Darko circles away.
Darko is still on wobbly legs! Can Schwarzenegger finish him?
Darko switches off momentarily and Schwarzenegger cracks him with a monster right hand! Darko topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Schwarzenegger dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Schwarzenegger!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Adolf Schwarzenegger!
After winning the bout, Adolf Schwarzenegger thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.