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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Itanimulli Halo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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282 lbs
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209 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Excellent MT
Cardio machine
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Excellent boxer
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Itanimulli Halo!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber throws a hook but Halo avoids it easily.
Grabber scores a flash knockdown with a right hook that drops Halo to his hands and knees! The ref pushes Grabber away as he looks to land an illegal blow. Halo got an extra few seconds to recover there, which could have made all the differences as he stumbles back to his feet. The referee looks into his eyes and decides to allow the bout to continue. Can he survive?!
It looks like Itanimulli Halo has been cut.
Grabber has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Grabber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Halo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Grabber sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Halo walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Crotch Grabber waved his t-shirt featuring House of Valor 's logo in front of the cameras.
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pop
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FIGHT
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