PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Beavis The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abdollah Assad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abdollah Assad is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

The Dumbass
vs
Assad

169 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

172 cm
18
147 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Beavis The Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Abdollah Assad!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Assad drops his hands momentarily and The Dumbass takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Dumbass with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A left lands for The Dumbass.
Assad takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd cheers as The Dumbass lands an impressive looking overhand right. Assad doesn't seem phased though.

Assad clinches up against the cage.
The Dumbass tries to throw a body punch but Assad avoids it by throwing The Dumbass back against the cage.
The Dumbass tries to work over Assad's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Dumbass lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Dumbass throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Assads head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Dumbass working aggressively here.
Assad goes for a takedown in the clinch but The Dumbass prevents it.
Assad has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Dumbass is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The Dumbass tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Dumbass goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for The Dumbass.
The Dumbass digs a right hand underneath Assad's ribcage. Assad let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from The Dumbass - that landed with a thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dumbass lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from The Dumbass.
A left hand lands to the body for The Dumbass.
Assad is looking for a takedown up against the cage. The Dumbass gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Beavis The Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Abdollah Assad.
The Dumbass lands a shot to the body.
The Dumbass lands a right hand.
The Dumbass misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Dumbass lands a body punch in the clinch.
Assad is trying to drag The Dumbass to the mat but The Dumbass just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
The Dumbass lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
The Dumbass lands a hook that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
The Dumbass lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Dumbass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Assad jumps guard but The Dumbass turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from The Dumbass - that landed with a thud.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from The Dumbass - that landed with a thud.
The Dumbass lands a left hand.
The Dumbass lands a body shot in the clinch.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Come on The Dumbass - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A right hand to the body from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass cracks Assad with a nice body shot.
Assad can't get the takedown.
The Dumbass lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The Dumbass lands a body shot.
Assad looks winded!
The Dumbass lands a right hand that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
A short left from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Assad is rocked!
The Dumbass is pressed up against the cage. Assad has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Dumbass down to the mat. The Dumbass avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The Dumbass stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Assad is still on wobbly legs! Can The Dumbass finish him?
The Dumbass uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Assad.
Assad seems to have recovered his senses.

The Dumbass rushes Assad and presses him up against the cage.
Assad is trying to stall.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The Dumbass controlling the action here for a moment.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Dumbass gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Assad.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by The Dumbass.
Assad is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Assad wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Assad tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assad.
The Dumbass tries to stall but Assad uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The Dumbass trying to control the position but instead, Assad has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Dumbass into the cage.
The Dumbass lands a nice shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Dumbass lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assad.
Good body shot from The Dumbass.
Assad tries for a takedown but The Dumbass manages to get underhooks.
The Dumbass lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Dumbass lands a hook that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Dumbass.
The Dumbass swings wildly with an uppercut but Assad uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assad takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beavis The Dumbass dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Assad takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Assad with a poor takedown
and The Dumbass counters with a straight right hand.
Assad has his takedown stuffed
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and The Dumbass counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Assad fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Dumbass, pushing him back against the cage.
The Dumbass scores with a shot to the side of Assad's head.
The Dumbass working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Beavis The Dumbass has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Assad changes levels and goes for a takedown here. The Dumbass fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Beavis The Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Abdollah Assad.
The Dumbass connects with a single shot there.
The Dumbass lands with a cross.
Assad with a lazy takedown attempt
and The Dumbass counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beavis The Dumbass is winning the standup battle so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Dumbass fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Assad on the side of the head.
Abdollah Assad is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Dumbass changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Assad 's head but he takes it in his stride.
We've been informed that Assad has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
The Dumbass bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Assad's head.
The Dumbass tests Assad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Assad rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Dumbass moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Assad swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assad fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Dumbass avoids it really well and circles away.
Assad is breathing heavily.
The Dumbass tests Assad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Dumbass bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Assad's head.
Assad walks into a straight right hand from The Dumbass.
A left lands for The Dumbass.
Assad dives in for a single leg takedown but The Dumbass sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

The Dumbass gets a clinch.
The Dumbass lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Dumbass is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Assad can do to turn this around?
A nice left hand lands by The Dumbass.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from The Dumbass.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assad.
Assad wants a takedown.
The Dumbass lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Dumbass working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from The Dumbass.
A nice left hand lands by The Dumbass.
A short right from The Dumbass on the inside.
The Dumbass creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Assad with a big uppercut! Assad tries to clinch up but The Dumbass pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Assad to the mat! Assad covers up and The Dumbass unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Beavis The Dumbass!