PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Wrestlefuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iku Turso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Wrestlefuck
vs
Turso

188 cm
28
215 lbs
4 - 3 - 1

190 cm
21
215 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Captain Wrestlefuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Iku Turso!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turso tries to sprawl but Wrestlefuck drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Wrestlefuck definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Turso tries to kick Wrestlefuck off but Wrestlefuck keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Turso manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Turso working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Wrestlefuck doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Wrestlefuck manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Turso is looking to stand up but Wrestlefuck isn't so interested in that idea.

Turso is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Turso has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Wrestlefuck can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turso working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck is fighting to break Turso's control of his arms but Turso is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Wrestlefuck preventing the sweep.
Turso has Wrestlefuck pulled in close to control his posture.
Turso is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wrestlefuck is controlling him.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Turso tries to clinch up but Wrestlefuck circles away and keeps his distance.

Turso moves into the clinch.
Wrestlefuck throws a punch but it's blocked by Turso.
Turso lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Turso.
Turso lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Turso lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turso scores with a shoulder strike.
Turso lands with a right to the head.
Turso blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turso blocking some punches.
Wrestlefuck is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Turso lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turso lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck misses with the head strike.
Turso has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Wrestlefuck seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Turso can turn it around.
Turso scores with a shot to the side of Wrestlefuck's head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turso.
Turso scores with a hook to the body.
Turso lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wrestlefuck has a couple of punches blocked by Turso.
A short right from Turso.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turso misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wrestlefuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turso lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wrestlefuck backwards.
Turso lands a body shot.
Wrestlefuck is breathing heavily.
Turso lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wrestlefuck takes a shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Turso.
A short left from Turso.
Turso scores with a shoulder strike.
Wrestlefuck throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Turso.
A nice left hand lands by Turso.

Wrestlefuck is rocked!
Turso mutters something to Wrestlefuck before pushing him back against the cage. As Wrestlefuck comes back towards him, Turso unloads a hook from the very depths of hell that knocks Wrestlefuck clean out! Oh. My. God. That is some seriously brutal stuff right there! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Iku Turso!