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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Little (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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198 lbs
18 - 14 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Roger Little!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rottencrotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Little misses with a looping left.
Rottencrotch jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Little with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rottencrotch throws a looping overhand right but Little ducks down to avoid it.
Little takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Little lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Little tries to clinch there but Rottencrotch circles away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rottencrotch lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Little has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Little and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A jab from Rottencrotch finds it's way through Little's defenses.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Little throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rottencrotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Little walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rottencrotch takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Rottencrotch swats away the attempt to clinch by Little.
Little loads up on a big right hand but Rottencrotch slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Little keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Little appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Little slips a jab from Rottencrotch.
Little lands with a right hand.
Rottencrotch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Little.
Little moves away from the strike by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch cracks Little with an open hand slap.
Rottencrotch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Little uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with a left hand
and Little counters with a straight right hand.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Little misses with an uppercut. Rottencrotch saw that one coming.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that Little semi-blocks.
Little pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rottencrotch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Little.
As Little backs away, Rottencrotch returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Little.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch scores with a leg kick.
Rottencrotch sizes up Little with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Little is rocked!
Rottencrotch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Little's calf.
Little is still on wobbly legs! Can Rottencrotch finish him?
Rottencrotch circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Little to the canvas! Little doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Rottencrotch keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
During a confident post fight interview, Mary Jane Rottencrotch thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Roger Little was interviewed post fight and said 'Only one more Knockout and I will be forced to Retire, I will treat every fight like its my last from here on out!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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