PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyrone Biggums (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Seagal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seagal has chosen World War III by Ruff Ryders as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Biggums
vs
Seagal

225 cm
23
265 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

210 cm
21
270 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tyrone Biggums!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steven Seagal!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice cross by Biggums.

It looks like Steven Seagal has been cut.
Biggums lands with a nice body punch.
Biggums misses with a jab, cross combination.
Biggums fails to land with a series of punches.
Biggums misses with an uppercut.
Seagal throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Biggums stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biggums waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Seagal.
Biggums uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Seagal.
Biggums tries to land a front kick but Seagal steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Biggums slips under a jab.

Seagal bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Biggums is trying to get back to half guard.
Seagal advances to mount.
Biggums is breathing heavily.
Biggums is bucking up trying to escape but Seagal cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal scoring with strikes but Biggums is staying in there.
Seagal with good strikes from the mount here!
Seagal tries to control but Biggums wriggling away.
Seagal with the ground and pound from mount.
Seagal fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Seagal unloading with bombs!

Biggums is rocked!
Biggums really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seagal controlling from mount.
Oh Biggums is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Seagal unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Biggums wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Seagal celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Steven Seagal!