PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nasko Stefanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken has chosen Winds of Change as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Stefanov
vs
AssKicken

190 cm
24
210 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

190 cm
25
215 lbs
9 - 4 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Aspire Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nasko Stefanov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

AssKicken throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Stefanov tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. AssKicken is in Stefanov's guard.
Stefanov on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Stefanov tries to get out of the position.
AssKicken trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
AssKicken sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Stefanov's guard.
Stefanov won't allow AssKicken to pass to mount.

AssKicken is working for a kimura but Stefanov is defending it quite comfortably.

AssKicken is trying to work for a kimura but Stefanov is defending well.
AssKicken is pressing down on Stefanov's thigh, looking to free his foot. Stefanov is holding on for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stefanov is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
AssKicken wants to pass to mount but Stefanov is defending the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken keeps trying to improve his position.

AssKicken looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
AssKicken tries to pass to full mount but Stefanov defends it.
Stefanov has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Stefanov is looking for a sweep. AssKicken is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Stefanov is refusing to be controlled, as AssKicken sits in half guard.
AssKicken is looking to advance position but Stefanov won't allow it.

AssKicken is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stefanov doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time AssKicken.
AssKicken is looking to advance position but Stefanov won't allow it.

AssKicken is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stefanov doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time AssKicken.

AssKicken is trying to work for a kimura but Stefanov is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken passes the guard and advances to mount!

AssKicken swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Stefanov is now in AssKicken's guard. A big mistake from AssKicken there, giving up the dominant position!
AssKicken looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
AssKicken wants to improve his position but instead Stefanov has moved into half guard.
Stefanov wants to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken tries to roll over but Stefanov keeps him under control.
AssKicken slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
AssKicken lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Stefanov can't keep his opponent in guard - AssKicken advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
AssKicken works his foot free and advances to mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

AssKicken working for a guillotine from mount but Stefanov is in no mood to give up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken throws a right hand that misses
and Stefanov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
AssKicken misses with a hook. Stefanov ducked under it nicely.
AssKicken moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
AssKicken pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken lands a jab to the nose.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stefanov looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A big right from Stefanov misses.
Nice uppercut lands for AssKicken. That snapped Stefanov's head back.
AssKicken slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stefanov throws a big shot that misses.
Stefanov pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stefanov feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits AssKickens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken cracks Stefanov with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice shot lands for AssKicken.
A jab from AssKicken finds it's way through Stefanov's defenses.
Stefanov closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
AssKicken throws out a leg kick but Stefanov moves out of range and AssKicken only half commits.
Stefanov fires out a quick counter leg kick but AssKicken just manages to avoid it.
Stefanov throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.
Stefanov with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stefanov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stefanov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stefanov throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling AssKicken to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice straight punches there by AssKicken. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of AssKicken.
Stefanov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
AssKicken shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
It's a brutal combination of punches from AssKicken! Stefanov is backing up but he can't get away as AssKicken lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Stefanov and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying ' "I do this for you ASPIRE, I love you, line up the next one, all I want to do is fight and hear my fans cheer, I'm a blessed man, what a time to be alive, woo!"'.
The defeated Nasko Stefanov had this to say: 'Yer a dirty pirate hooker!!'.