PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artem Levin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hjelmslev comes into the arena with I Touch Myself blaring out of the sound system. This should be a great matchup!

Hjelmslev
vs
Levin

182 cm
46
180 lbs
26 - 25 - 0

183 cm
28
188 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

Excellent boxer
Experienced

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Artem Levin!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Levin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hjelmslev stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Levin.
A punch combination from Hjelmslev misses.
Nice defenses there by Levin.
The fighters circle momentarily. Levin darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Hjelmslev uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hjelmslev looks for the body kick but Levin saw that one coming.
Hjelmslev throws a head kick that misses.
Levin moves out of range of the strikes.
Levin ducks under a wild hook from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Levin.
Hjelmslev drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Levin lands with a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hjelmslev swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Levin throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hjelmslev on the side of the head.
Levin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hjelmslev throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Levin lands a really nice looking cross but Hjelmslev seems unphased.
Hjelmslev misses with a combination
and Levin counters with a stiff right hand.
Hjelmslev throws a low kick but Levin moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Levin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev misses with an uppercut
and Levin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Levin scores with the left hand. Hjelmslev knows he should have avoided that one.

Hjelmslev is rocked!
Ragnar Hjelmslev seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Levin slips a straight right by Hjelmslev.
It seemed like Levin was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Oh Hjelmslev is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hjelmslev drops his hands momentarily and Levin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Levin connects with a single shot there.
Hjelmslev motions for Levin to come forward. Hjelmslev throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hjelmslev misses with a hook
and Levin counters with a stiff right hand.
Hjelmslev throws a body punch but Levin moves out of range.
Levin closes the distance and catches Hjelmslev with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Hjelmslev is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Hjelmslev is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Hjelmslev is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Levin takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Artem Levin!
Artem Levin decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Ragnar Hjelmslev had this to say: 'Well that about sucks. Fuck that shit, I quit this human punching bag rap. Guess that porn star thing will come in handy as a new career.'.