PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dilllon Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Real Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Real Me was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Taylor
vs
Me

190 cm
25
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
230 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dilllon Taylor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Real Me!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Taylor decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Taylor is taking a breather. Me says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Me has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Taylor is working away from the top position though.
Taylor is controlling the pace.
Taylor working Me over with strikes.
Taylor prevents Me from improving his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Taylor landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Taylor looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Taylor winds up and cracks Me with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Taylor lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor drops an elbow to the side of Me's head.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Me really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Taylor. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Taylor drops an elbow to the side of Me's head.
Taylor lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Taylor scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Taylor takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Taylor scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Taylor connects with a nice short shot to Me's temple.
Taylor working the head and body with strikes.

It looks like Real Me has been cut.
Taylor looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Me looks winded!
Taylor controlling the action here.
Taylor drops an elbow to the side of Me's head.
Taylor working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Taylor lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taylor working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Me is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Me taking some punishment here, with Taylor in his half guard.
Me is still in real trouble! Can Taylor finish him?
Taylor looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Me with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Taylor will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Taylor lands a nice short elbow.

The cut above Real Me's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Taylor is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Me is hurt! He's hurt bad - Taylor fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Me from any more punishment! Congratulations to Taylor! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dilllon Taylor!