PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brutus Arkanian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Trump's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Real American. Donald Trump has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Trump
vs
Arkanian

196 cm
18
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
22
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Excellent MT
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brutus Arkanian!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Eliza Hachem and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arkanian throws a leg kick
enabling Trump to counter with a crisp jab.
Arkanian pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Trump is looking to counter the offense by Arkanian and move into the clinch.
Arkanian uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Trump.
Arkanian swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Trump throws a right and a left that Arkanian avoids nicely.

Oooooh!!! Trump has knocked Arkanian down with a huge combo! Trump steps away and waves a wobbly Arkanian back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Arkanian is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trump knocks out Arkanian with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Trump before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Trump picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donald Trump!
A very excited looking Donald Trump made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.