PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Sekany (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sekany kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Centerfield. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Sekany
vs
Daniels

195 cm
19
279 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

195 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Sekany!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Daniels!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sekany shoots in and drives through. Daniels sprawls well.
Daniels throws a counter combo.

Sekany gets a takedown into half guard.
Sekany wants to control but Daniels is keeping him busy.
Sekany looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Daniels with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Sekany in particular looking to stall.
Sekany has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Sekany in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Daniels tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Sekany!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jake Sekany!
Post fight, Jake Sekany stared into the camera and said 'I'm still the best pitcher ever, but I want a belt and a world series ring...Please donate to my foundation and god bless you all...'.