PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slimbo Kice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalman Halperin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kice comes to the cage accompanied by F**k The Other Side. Halperin has chosen gay fish as his entrance music. Slimbo Kice had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Kice
vs
Halperin

179 cm
22
250 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
23
250 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slimbo Kice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kalman Halperin!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Kice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Halperin misses with a takedown attempt - Kice sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Kice moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Kalman Halperin has been cut.

Kice moves into range and clinches up with Halperin.
Kice lands an elbow inside.
Kice works on Halperin's body with a couple of short punches.
A short body shot lands from Kice as the two fighters clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kice lands a shoulder strike.
Halperin looking for a takedown.
Kice lands a body shot.
Halperin looks gassed!

Kice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Halperin shoots in for a double leg but Kice sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Slimbo Kice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kalman Halperin.
Kice lands a hook that stumbles Halperin back into the cage. Kice follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Halperin to the canvas! Kice pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Halperin has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Slimbo Kice!