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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boobie Miles Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkhammer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ghost - Square Hammer. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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World class boxer
Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 2, fighting out of London, Boobie Miles Iii!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Stinkhammer does no damage.
Miles Iii appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Miles Iii jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stinkhammer clinches up with Miles Iii and pushes him back against the ropes.
Miles Iii working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Miles Iii.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stinkhammer.
A short right from Miles Iii.
Miles Iii told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Stinkhammer blocks an elbow strike.
Stinkhammer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Miles Iii.
Miles Iii utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Miles Iii struggles to land a body shot inside as Stinkhammer controls his hands.
Miles Iii has a couple of punches blocked by Stinkhammer.
Miles Iii misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stinkhammer breaks the clinch.
Stinkhammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer throws a series of punches but Miles Iii moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Miles Iii on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Stinkhammer seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkhammer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Miles Iii misses with a jab, cross combination.
It looked like Stinkhammer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Stinkhammer throws a body shot but no joy.
Miles Iii looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Stinkhammer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Miles Iii paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Miles Iii throws out a counter right but Stinkhammer avoids it with no problem.
Stinkhammer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A jab from Miles Iii finds it's way through Stinkhammer's defenses.
Some wild striking there from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer feints a jab promting Miles Iii to slip. Stinkhammer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Miles Iii slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Stinkhammer misses with a wild combination.
Stinkhammer throws a nice looking combination but Miles Iii bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stinkhammer throws a series of punches but Miles Iii moves out of range.
Miles Iii avoids a punch combination nicely.
A little jabbing left from Miles Iii on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Miles Iii fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stinkhammer moves into the clinch successfully.
Stinkhammer breaks the clinch.
Stinkhammer's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Stinkhammer duly obliges.
Stinkhammer misses with a two punch combination.
Stinkhammer misses with a few strikes there.
A jab from Miles Iii does it's job there.
Miles Iii connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Miles Iii throws a right and a left that Stinkhammer avoids nicely.
Stinkhammer appears to be looking for a big counter.
Miles Iii digs a good hook to Stinkhammer's body.
Stinkhammer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stinkhammer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stinkhammer slips a jab from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Miles Iii misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cornelius Stinkhammer dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Stinkhammer defending well as Miles Iii loads up on a big left hand.
Stinkhammer looks to land a combination but Miles Iii avoids it well.
Miles Iii tries to clinch up.
Miles Iii dodges the punch combination from Stinkhammer.
Miles Iii misses with the combination.
Miles Iii throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Stinkhammer lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Stinkhammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Miles Iii is just out of range.
Miles Iii keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stinkhammer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Miles Iii lands with an uppercut that bounces Stinkhammer off the ropes and back into range.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Miles Iii fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miles Iii throws a shot from downtown. Stinkhammer moves away and avoids it.
Stinkhammer appears to be looking for a big counter.
Miles Iii gets tackled into the ropes by Stinkhammer. Stinkhammer maintains the clinch.
Miles Iii looking to throw knees to the head but Stinkhammer is blocking nicely.
Stinkhammer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Miles Iii can do to turn this around?
Miles Iii unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Miles Iii missing with knees to the body.
Stinkhammer breaks from the clinch.
Cornelius Stinkhammer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stinkhammer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Miles Iii is out of range.
Miles Iii throws a sloppy head kick and Stinkhammer moves out of range easily.
Good shot there by Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Miles Iii throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Stinkhammer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Miles Iii throws a hook but Stinkhammer blocks it.
Stinkhammer throws a combination that misses
and Miles Iii connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cornelius Stinkhammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Miles Iii lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Stinkhammer throws a nice looking combination but Miles Iii bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkhammer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Miles Iii throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stinkhammer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stinkhammer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Miles Iii moves into the clinch.
Stinkhammer blocks an uppercut.
Stinkhammer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Miles Iii might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Stinkhammer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Miles Iii counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Miles Iii lands a jab.
Miles Iii misses with a straight left.
Miles Iii lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
The fighters circling - Miles Iii throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stinkhammer seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
A right-left combo lands from Stinkhammer.
An inside leg kick from Miles Iii misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Boobie Miles Iii will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
A nice leg kick lands there from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Miles Iii moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A shot to the liver by Miles Iii. Beautiful body shot.
Stinkhammer fails to land with a series of punches.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab to the body
and Miles Iii counters with a left to the body.
Stinkhammer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer appears to be looking for a big counter.
Stinkhammer throws a combination that misses
and Miles Iii counters with a straight right hand.
Miles Iii lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Stinkhammer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Miles Iii counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stinkhammer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Miles Iii feints a jab promting Stinkhammer to slip. Miles Iii then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Stinkhammer slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stinkhammer misses with a two punch combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Miles Iii lands with a nice body punch.
Stinkhammer ducks under a wild hook from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Miles Iii moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Miles Iii throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miles Iii throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
As Miles Iii looks to move away, Stinkhammer throws a big counter combo but Miles Iii just gets out of the way.
Miles Iii misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stinkhammer doesn't manage to clinch there - Miles Iii circles away.
Miles Iii lands with a nice body punch.
Stinkhammer misses with a few strikes there.
Miles Iii scores with a decent looking hook.
Miles Iii thuds his shin into the meat of Stinkhammer's side.
Stinkhammer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Stinkhammer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Miles Iii misses with a few strikes there.
It looked like Stinkhammer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Miles Iii.
A punch combination from Stinkhammer misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Miles Iii misses the target.
Stinkhammer clinches.
Stinkhammer breaks the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stinkhammer misses with a series of wild punches.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Miles Iii! But no joy.
Stinkhammer takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Miles Iii lands a leg kick that knocks Stinkhammer off balance momentarily.
Stinkhammer tries to clinch up
and Miles Iii counters with a nice uppercut.
Miles Iii tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Stinkhammer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Miles Iii dodges the punch combination from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer misses with the combination.
A little jabbing left from Miles Iii on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A punch combination from Stinkhammer misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Miles Iii! But no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Miles Iii showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stinkhammer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Boobie Miles Iii really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Stinkhammer throws a right and a left that Miles Iii avoids nicely.
Stinkhammer tries to bum rush Miles Iii with a series of wild strikes but Miles Iii uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Miles Iii misses with a straight left.
Miles Iii misses with a hook to the body
and Stinkhammer counters with a left and a right that stings Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer moves in looking to clinch but Miles Iii pushes him off.
Stinkhammer lands with a nice combination. Miles Iii backs away looking to recover.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer just misses with a punch to the body.
Stinkhammer misses with a leg kick
and Miles Iii counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Miles Iii avoids a punch combination nicely.
Miles Iii swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Miles Iii doesn't manage to clinch there - Stinkhammer circles away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stinkhammer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Miles Iii counters with a nice body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stinkhammer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miles Iii throws a jab when Stinkhammer was well out of range.
Stinkhammer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Miles Iii is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Miles Iii counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stinkhammer misses with a two punch combination.
Stinkhammer throws a series of punches but Miles Iii avoids them all with ease.
Some wild striking there from Miles Iii.
Miles Iii lands a jab to the head.
Miles Iii fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stinkhammer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Miles Iii.
Miles Iii doesn't manage to clinch there - Stinkhammer circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkhammer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Stinkhammer looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Stinkhammer slips under a jab from Miles Iii.
Miles Iii misses with a few strikes there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Miles Iii, as that shot connected.
Stinkhammer misses with a series of wild punches.
Miles Iii tries to clinch but Stinkhammer moves away
and Stinkhammer counters with a series of strikes. Miles Iii will be more careful next time no doubt.
Miles Iii missing with a left hand there. Stinkhammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Miles Iii closes the distance and clinches.
Stinkhammer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Miles Iii moves out of range of the body kick from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer swinging wildly here.
Stinkhammer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Miles Iii looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stinkhammer is looking to clinch but Miles Iii is avoiding it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cornelius Stinkhammer had his way with Boobie Miles Iii in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Miles Iii misses with a body shot.
Stinkhammer slips under a jab from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer misses with the combination.
Stinkhammer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Stinkhammer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Stinkhammer is looking to wear down Miles Iii with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Miles Iii keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Stinkhammer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stinkhammer seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Stinkhammer takes one to the side of the head.
Stinkhammer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Miles Iii counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miles Iii throws a hook to the side of Stinkhammer's head but Stinkhammer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Miles Iii just misses with a punch to the body.
Miles Iii avoids a punch combination nicely.
Miles Iii missing with a left hand there. Stinkhammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Stinkhammer does no damage.
Miles Iii darts in and clinches Stinkhammer up against the ropes.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Miles Iii just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stinkhammer's brow.
Stinkhammer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Miles Iii is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Miles Iii is trying to stall.
Miles Iii using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Miles Iii throws an elbow that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Miles Iii.
Miles Iii cracks Stinkhammer with a nice body shot.
Stinkhammer managing to block the knees to the body from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer managing to block the knees to the body from Miles Iii.
Stinkhammer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A cross from Miles Iii lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miles Iii throws a hook but Stinkhammer blocks it.
A punch combination from Stinkhammer misses.
Miles Iii showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stinkhammer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Miles Iii keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Stinkhammer misses with a two punch combination.
Stinkhammer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Miles Iii circles away quickly and effectively.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Miles Iii scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Miles Iii moves in looking to clinch but Stinkhammer pushes him off.
Stinkhammer misses with a combination
and Miles Iii connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stinkhammer scores with a three punch combo!
And that's the end of the fight!
Boobie Miles Iii comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Miles Iii has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight as a draw!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Boobie Miles Iii!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Boobie Miles Iii!
Boobie Miles Iii wins by majority decision!
Boobie Miles Iii took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Sully's Bar & Grill for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Cornelius Stinkhammer was interviewed post fight and said 'that man over there hit me in the head'.
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