PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Garrett Cantrell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pootie Tang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tang is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pootie Tang. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cantrell
vs
Tang

176 cm
19
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 1

153 cm
25
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Garrett Cantrell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pootie Tang!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cantrell moves into the clinch.

Tang lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Cantrell gets full guard.

Tang drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Tang jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Tang thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Tang is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Tang stops Cantrell from standing up.

Tang drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Tang as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Cantrell screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Tang! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Pootie Tang!
A relieved looking Pootie Tang thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.