PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alonzo Garcelon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and frank wank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). wank has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that frank wank was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Garcelon
vs
wank

195 cm
21
240 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

185 cm
21
245 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Alonzo Garcelon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, frank wank!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Garcelon shoots in and bounces wank off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
wank looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Garcelon is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Garcelon pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. wank is keeping the position for now.
Garcelon content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Garcelon slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Garcelon with a nice head shot there.
Garcelon not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Garcelon stands up from wank's guard - Garcelon perhaps looking for a knockout.
Garcelon rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but wank moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
wank takes one on the button.
Oooh a lovely combination from Garcelon sends wank down but not out. Garcelon dives into side control looking to finish.

wank is rocked!

It looks like frank wank has been cut.
Garcelon has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big shot lands for Garcelon! That's hurt wank! Will he recover? Garcelon fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alonzo Garcelon!