PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Danny Fuckboi (ranked 6745 p4p, 533 weight class) and Matthew Thiel (ranked 7437 p4p, 553 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Fuckboi
vs
Thiel

198 cm
25
163 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
158 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny Fuckboi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Matthew Thiel!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckboi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thiel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuckboi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckboi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Fuckboi misses its target.
Fuckboi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Thiel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Thiel throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thiel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckboi went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Thiel shoots for a takedown but Fuckboi saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fuckboi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thiel.
Thiel throws a lazy right hand but Fuckboi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuckboi connects with a nice looking jab.
Fuckboi works over Thiel's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckboi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thiel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fuckboi will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fuckboi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Thiel has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Thiel throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thiel slips a jab and a cross from Fuckboi.
Some wild striking there from Fuckboi.
Fuckboi moves forwards but Thiel connects with a nice, crisp jab.

It looks like Danny Fuckboi has been cut.
Danny Fuckboi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick from Fuckboi lands but Thiel takes it in his stride.
Fuckboi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thiel.

Thiel moves into the clinch.
Fuckboi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thiel has him pressed against the cage.
A short left from Thiel.
Fuckboi tries to circle away but Thiel has him pinned against the cage.

Thiel tightens his grip and picks Fuckboi up, before dumping him to the ground. Fuckboi manages to land in guard.
Thiel lands a couple of elbows.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thiel cracks Fuckboi with a solid left hand.
Thiel postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckboi utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Thiel is working Fuckboi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Fuckboi is rocked!
Thiel scoring with some ground and pound.
Oh Fuckboi is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thiel gets to his feet and stands over Fuckboi, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Fuckboi felt that one! Thiel unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Fuckboi from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Matthew Thiel!