PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 1443 p4p, 233 weight class) and Takeda Shingen (ranked 1709 p4p, 265 weight class). Shingen has chosen Swarrrm - Scilence as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Takeda Shingen was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Scrotum
vs
Shingen

185 cm
20
177 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
179 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Takeda Shingen!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shingen tries to bum rush Scrotum with a series of wild strikes but Scrotum uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Shingen pushes Scrotum up against the cage in a clinch.
Scrotum scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Takeda Shingen has been cut.
Scrotum lands an uppercut.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shingen lands a shoulder strike.
Shingen presses Scrotum against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Shingen manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Shingen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Scrotum controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Scrotum avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Shingen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Scrotum defends well.
Scrotum looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shingen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Shingen pulls Scrotum in to control the position.
Shingen trying to control the position.
Scrotum content to stall in guard here.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Scrotum scores with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Scrotum throws a good cross that connects.
Scrotum scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Shingen misses with a wild body shot.
Shingen throws a body shot but no joy.
Scrotum throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shingen staying out of range there.
Shingen misses with a wild body shot.
Shingen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Scrotum moves away.
Scrotum's corner calls for a 1-2. Scrotum obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Shingen throws an overhand right that lands on Scrotum's shoulder, as Scrotum tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Shingen.
Scrotum cracks Shingen on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Shingen falls backwards against the cage. Scrotum follows up with more strikes that drop Shingen to his knees. Scrotum keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Shingen! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum retains his welterweight title!
After winning the bout, Hairy Scrotum thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.