PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pierre Rocha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shifty Squibbles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shifty Squibbles has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Rocha
vs
Squibbles

164 cm
18
177 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre Rocha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shifty Squibbles!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rocha changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Squibbles tries to avoid it but Rocha manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Squibbles to the ground. Squibbles escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Squibbles instigates a clinch.
Rocha really is a fat lump.
A nice left hand lands by Squibbles.

It looks like Pierre Rocha has been cut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Squibbles.
Squibbles lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Squibbles creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Rocha's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Rocha drops to his knees and Squibbles pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shifty Squibbles!
A very excited looking Shifty Squibbles rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.