PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Emet Golem (ranked 4405 p4p, 559 weight class) and Ernst Stavro Blofeld (ranked 2373 p4p, 336 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Golem
vs
Stavro Blofeld

195 cm
35
217 lbs
10 - 11 - 0

187 cm
27
206 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Emet Golem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ernst Stavro Blofeld!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blofeld lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Blofeld throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Golem takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Blofeld swats away the attempt to clinch by Golem.
Blofeld swats away the attempt to clinch by Golem.
Golem blocks a low kick nicely.
Golem is looking to clinch but Blofeld is avoiding it.
Blofeld tries a quick counter leg kick but Golem is wise to it.

Blofeld tries to keep at a distance but Golem has taken the fight into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Blofeld.
Golem working aggressively here.
Golem misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Golem lands a shot to the body.
Golem misses with a punch on the inside.
Golem misses with some punches.
Golem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blofeld blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Golem.
Blofeld has a couple of punches blocked by Golem.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Blofeld breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Golem fails in his attempt to clinch.
Blofeld catches Golem with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Blofeld with a jab.
Emet Golem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blofeld cracks Golem with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Blofeld circles away from the clinch attempt.
Golem tries to clinch up but Blofeld circles away and keeps his distance.

Golem rushes Blofeld and presses him up against the cage.
Blofeld lands a right hand that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Golem.
Golem misses with a short punch on the inside.
Golem misses with the head strike.
Golem working aggressively here.
Golem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Blofeld blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Golem tries a body shot but Blofeld blocks it.
Golem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blofeld scores with a shot to the side of Golem's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem misses with a hook from the clinch.
A hook to the body from Golem.
Golem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Blofeld has a couple of punches blocked by Golem.
A nice left hand lands by Blofeld.
Golem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Golem misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Golem fails to land.
Golem misses with a punch to the body.
Golem throws a punch but it's blocked by Blofeld.
Blofeld throws a punch but it's blocked by Golem.
Golem misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Golem.
Golem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Golem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Blofelds head.
Golem working aggressively here.
Golem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Blofeld lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Golem swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blofeld blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Golem throws a head punch that misses.

Blofeld breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Golem fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Blofeld, pushing him back against the cage.
Golem misses with the head strike.
Golem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Blofelds head.

Blofeld manages to break the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Golem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Blofeld blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Golem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Golem lands with a left to the head.
Golem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Blofeld lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Golem fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golem blocking some punches.
Golem misses with a punch to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Golem misses with a short punch on the inside.
Golem misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Golem fails to land.
Blofeld blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Blofeld lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Blofeld lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Blofeld creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Golem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Golem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Golem.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Blofeld.
Blofeld lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Golem fails to land.
Golem has a couple of punches blocked by Blofeld.
Blofeld gets through Golem's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Blofeld escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Emet Golem will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Golem tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Blofeld manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Blofeld appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Golem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Blofeld swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Golem tries to clinch up.
Golem tries to clinch up but Blofeld circles away and keeps his distance.
Blofeld getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fight stays on the outside here - Golem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Golem clinches with his opponent.
A head punch on the inside from Blofeld fails to land.

Blofeld breaks from the clinch.
Golem doesn't manage to clinch there - Blofeld circles away.
Blofeld scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Golem doesn't seem bothered though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Golem tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Blofeld counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Golem tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Blofeld manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Blofeld circles away from the clinch attempt.
Blofeld lands a nice leg kick that just misses Golem's sensitive parts.
Blofeld has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Golem is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Golem tries to close the distance and clinch but Blofeld swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Blofeld throws a big counter head kick but Golem avoids it with no problem.
Golem moves in looking to clinch but Blofeld pushes him off.
Blofeld swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem tries to clinch up.
Blofeld looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Blofeld throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Blofeld turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Blofeld avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Golem is looking to clinch but Blofeld is avoiding it.
Golem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Blofeld swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fight stays on the outside here - Golem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Blofeld throws out a counter right but Golem avoids it with no problem.
Golem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Blofeld avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Golem is looking to clinch but Blofeld is avoiding it.
Golem is looking to clinch but Blofeld is avoiding it.
Golem wants to clinch up but Blofeld keeps it at a distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Blofeld! But no joy.
Golem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Blofeld throws out a counter right but Golem avoids it with no problem.
Blofeld lands a nice leg kick that just misses Golem's sensitive parts.
Golem defending well as Blofeld loads up on a big left hand.
Golem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Golem darts in trying to clinch
and Blofeld counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blofeld getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Golem tries to clinch
and Blofeld counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Golem takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Emet Golem is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Golem closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Blofeld working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Golem misses with a punch to the body.
Blofeld scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Golem tries to throw a body punch but Blofeld avoids it by throwing Golem back against the cage.
Golem misses with a punch on the inside.

Blofeld escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fighters circling - Blofeld throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Blofeld throws a shot from downtown. Golem moves away and avoids it.
Golem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Blofeld paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Golem tries to clinch up but Blofeld circles away and keeps his distance.
Golem fails in his attempt to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Blofeld misses.
Blofeld avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Blofeld thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Golem instigates a clinch.
Blofeld has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A left hand lands to the body for Blofeld.
Golem swings wildly with an uppercut but Blofeld uses good head movement to avoid it.
Blofeld lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Golem lands with a right to the head.
Blofeld's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Blofeld breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Decent striking displayed by Blofeld there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Golem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Golem on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Blofeld. Blofeld obviously looking to wear him down.
Golem wants to clinch.
Blofeld throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golem tries to clinch but Blofeld moves out of range.
Golem fails in his attempt to clinch.
Blofeld flicks out a counter leg kick but Golem steps away.
Golem moves in looking to clinch but Blofeld pushes him off.
Blofeld lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blofeld looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Golem wants to clinch up but Blofeld keeps it at a distance.
The fighters circling - Blofeld throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It looked like Golem wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Golem tries to close the distance and clinch but Blofeld swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Golem blocks a head kick by Blofeld.
Golem wants to clinch.
Golem tries to clinch but Blofeld moves away
and Blofeld counters with an outside leg kick.
Blofeld lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Golem is looking to clinch.
Golem tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Blofeld clobbers Golem with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Golem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Blofeld swats away the attempt to clinch by Golem.
Blofeld throws an overhand right that lands on Golem's shoulder, as Golem tries to avoid the shot.
Golem tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Blofeld manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Blofeld avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Golem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Blofeld counters with a straight right hand.
Blofeld circles away from the clinch attempt.
Golem is looking to clinch but Blofeld is avoiding it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Blofeld. That's going to slow Golem down.
The fight stays on the outside here - Golem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Blofeld looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Golem moves in looking to clinch but Blofeld pushes him off.
Blofeld feints a counter leg kick.
Golem ducks right into an uppercut from Blofeld.
Blofeld cracks the inside of Golem's front leg.
Golem is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jab by Blofeld.
Blofeld tries to land a leg kick but Golem saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blofeld with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice shot lands for Blofeld.
Blofeld avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Blofeld throws a hook but Golem blocks it.
Blofeld misses with an uppercut. Golem saw that one coming.
Golem is looking to clinch but Blofeld is avoiding it.

Golem pushes Blofeld up against the cage in a clinch.

Blofeld manages to break the clinch.
Blofeld with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Blofeld scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Golem is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Blofeld avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Golem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Blofeld paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Blofeld looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Golem tries to clinch but Blofeld moves away
and Blofeld makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Blofeld feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Golems jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
An inside leg kick lands from Blofeld.
Blofeld paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A good leg kick by Blofeld.
Golem wants to clinch.
Golem is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A nice inside leg kick there by Blofeld. That's going to slow Golem down.
Blofeld throws a nice inside leg kick.
Golem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Blofeld swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Golem gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Golem lands with a right to the head.
Golem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Golem working aggressively here.

Blofeld's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Blofeld keeps the fight on the outside.
Golem fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Golem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Blofeld turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Golem fails with an attempt to clinch.
It seemed like Blofeld was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Blofeld connects with an inside leg kick.
Golem wants to clinch up but Blofeld keeps it at a distance.
Blofeld is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Golem.
Golem tries to clinch but Blofeld moves out of range.
Blofeld appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Blofeld scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Golem avoids a kick to the body.
Golem tries to clinch but Blofeld moves out of range.
Golem tries to clinch but Blofeld is having none of it.
Blofeld lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Golem tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Blofeld manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Blofeld circles away from the clinch attempt
and Blofeld counters with a nice low kick that buckles Golem's knee momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golem moves to clinch but Blofeld breaks away
and Blofeld connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Golem gets a clinch.
Golem misses with the head strike.
Golem misses with a punch on the inside.
Golem misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Blofeld breaks the clinch.
Golem fails in his attempt to clinch.
Blofeld keeps the fight on the outside.
Blofeld circles away from the clinch attempt.
Blofeld swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Blofeld keeps the fight on the outside.
Blofeld scores with a shot to the body.
Golem moves to clinch but Blofeld breaks away
and Blofeld counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Blofeld has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 28:29
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ernst Stavro Blofeld!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.