PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cajones Crusher (ranked 2079 p4p, 306 weight class) and John Marston (ranked 3886 p4p, 481 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that John Marston was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Crusher
vs
Marston

183 cm
19
175 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

178 cm
19
181 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Fanatic Inc.
Mockstar Energy Drinks 160Q

Venom Combat Sports
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cajones Crusher!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Marston!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marston misses with a body shot.
Jab from Crusher.

It looks like John Marston has been cut.

Marston clinches up with Crusher and pushes him back against the cage.
Crusher lands with a short shot to the head.
Crusher working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Crusher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Marston's elbow.
Crusher definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Marston can't find room to land a body shot as Crusher controls the action.
Crusher misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crusher misses with a punch to the body.
Marston misses with the head strike.
Crusher scores with a shot to the side of Marston's head.
Marston throws a punch but it's blocked by Crusher.
Marston lands a shoulder strike.
We've been informed that Marston has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
A nice left hand lands by Crusher.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Marston tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crusher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Crusher lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Marston.
Marston lands a shoulder strike.
Crusher misses with a punch on the inside.
Marston tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Crusher fails to land.
Marston's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Marston.
Crusher has a couple of punches blocked by Marston.
Crusher misses with a punch on the inside.
Marston tries to work over Crusher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crusher lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Crusher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Crusher blocks a body shot from Marston.
Crusher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Marston working aggressively here.
Crusher misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good body shot from Marston.
Crusher lands a right hand that snaps the head of Marston backwards.
Marston throws a punch but it's blocked by Crusher.
Crusher blocks an uppercut.
Marston misses with a body punch.
Marston blocks an uppercut.
Marston fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crusher.
Marston throws a punch but it's blocked by Crusher.
Crusher can't find room to land a body shot as Marston controls the action.
Crusher pushes Marston back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Crusher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marston cracks Crusher with a nice body shot.
Marston misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Crusher blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Marston.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crusher works on Marston's body with a couple of short punches.
Marston blocks an uppercut.
Marston misses with the head strike.
Crusher can't find room to land a body shot as Marston controls the action.
Marston lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Crusher lands a shoulder strike.
Crusher lands a left hand.
Crusher lands a nice shot to the body.
Crusher scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A shot in the inside from Crusher.
Marston misses with some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Crusher.
Marston's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Marston misses with a short punch on the inside.
Marston blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Marston.
Crusher tries a body shot but Marston blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crusher.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marston misses with the head strike.
Marston blocks an uppercut.
Marston blocks an uppercut.
Crusher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Marston's elbow.
Crusher misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crusher struggles to land a body shot inside as Marston controls his hands.
Marston scores with a shoulder strike.
Marston misses with a punch on the inside.
Marston tries to throw a body punch but Crusher avoids it by throwing Marston back against the cage.
Crusher tries a body shot but Marston blocks it.
Crusher lands an uppercut.
Crusher lands with a right to the head.
Crusher softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Crusher scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Crusher throws a punch but it's blocked by Marston.
Crusher tries a body shot but Marston blocks it.
Marston lands a left hand.
Crusher throws a punch but it's blocked by Marston.
Marston lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Marston misses with some punches.
Marston struggles to land a body shot inside as Crusher controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crusher throws a punch but it's blocked by Marston.
Crusher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Marston scores with a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crusher.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Marston.
A nice right hand lands inside from Crusher.
Crusher tries to throw a body punch but Marston avoids it by throwing Crusher back against the cage.
Crusher misses with a body punch.
Crusher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crusher lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Marston pushes Crusher back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Marston.
A head punch on the inside from Marston fails to land.
Crusher makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Marston misses with a hook to the ribs.
Marston misses with a punch on the inside.
Crusher digs a right hand into Marston's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Marston's gas tank.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good body shot from Crusher.
Marston tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Crusher lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Marston.
Crusher pushes Marston back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Marston fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cajones Crusher dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Marston's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Crusher swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Marston.
Marston takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Marston misses with an uppercut

and Crusher counters with a nice right hand that sends Marston toppling to the canvas! Marston scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Crusher finish him?!

Marston is rocked!
Marston lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Marston is still on wobbly legs! Can Crusher finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crusher throws a hook to the side of Marston's head but Marston sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Marston walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Crusher! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cajones Crusher!
Cajones Crusher retains his welterweight title!
Cajones Crusher really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Mockstar Energy Drinks 160Q logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.