PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 950 p4p, 153 weight class) and Kagekatsu Uesugi (ranked 1952 p4p, 290 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Scrotum
vs
Uesugi

185 cm
21
177 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

182 cm
21
174 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Vikai Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kagekatsu Uesugi!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uesugi takes a swing at Scrotum's ribcage but misses.
Scrotum tries to clinch but Uesugi moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Uesugi! But no joy.
Uesugi has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Scrotum is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Scrotum jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Uesugi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Scrotum stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Scrotum.
Scrotum uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uesugi.
Uesugi needs to keep his hands up - Scrotum had a free shot at his head there.
Scrotum is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Scrotum.
A swing and a miss from Scrotum.
Uesugi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut. Uesugi saw that one coming.
Uesugi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Scrotum ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Scrotum missing with a left hand there. Uesugi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A little jabbing left from Uesugi on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uesugi misses with a hook

and Scrotum counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.

Uesugi pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Scrotum moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Uesugi moves away from the strike by Scrotum.
Uesugi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Uesugi lands with a right hand.
Uesugi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Scrotum momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Uesugi. Scrotum does a little dance to reset his feet.
Uesugi throws a big shot that misses.
Uesugi lands a right hook to the body.
Uesugi connects with a jab.
A jab from Scrotum finds it's way through Uesugi's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Scrotum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uesugi was well out of range. Poor timing from Scrotum.
Uesugi looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uesugi.
Uesugi throws a body punch but Scrotum moves out of range.
Scrotum takes one on the button.
Uesugi lands a nice shot to the body.
Scrotum tries to clinch up but Uesugi circles away and keeps his distance.
Uesugi cracks Scrotum with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Uesugi connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Uesugi walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Uesugi throws a hook to the side of Scrotum's head but Scrotum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Uesugi lands with an uppercut that bounces Scrotum off the cage and back into range.
Scrotum throws an overhand right that lands on Uesugi's shoulder, as Uesugi tries to avoid the shot.

Scrotum closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Scrotum prevents Uesugi from breaking the clinch.
Uesugi tries to circle away but Scrotum has him pinned against the cage.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
Uesugi has Scrotum pressed against the cage.
Scrotum prevents Uesugi from breaking the clinch.

Uesugi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Scrotum lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Scrotum with a hook.
Uesugi takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Scrotum is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Uesugi slips under a jab from Scrotum.
Uesugi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Scrotum throws out the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum cracks Uesugi with a good jab.
A swing and a miss from Scrotum.
Scrotum is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Uesugi throws a jab but it's blocked by Scrotum.
Uesugi slips a jab from Scrotum.
A decent looking cross lands there for Scrotum.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uesugi throws a good cross that connects.
Uesugi takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Scrotum misses with a hook.
Uesugi slips under a jab from Scrotum.
Scrotum thows a left - swing and a miss!
Uesugi appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Scrotum misses with a looping right.
Uesugi moves out of range of the strikes.
Scrotum throws the left hand but Uesugi avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hairy Scrotum dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Scrotum lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Uesugi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Scrotum looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Uesugi gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Scrotum throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Uesugi on the side of the head.
Scrotum throws a shot to the body.
Scrotum blocks a jab.
Scrotum throwing a counter right hand but Uesugi manages to avoid it.
Scrotum tries to close the distance and clinch but Uesugi swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Scrotum misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum throws a lazy right hand but Uesugi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Uesugi misses.
Uesugi throws a lazy uppercut
and Scrotum counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Uesugi ducks under a wild hook from Scrotum.
Scrotum darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum throws a body punch but Uesugi moves out of range.
Scrotum closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Uesugi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Scrotum on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Scrotum throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Uesugi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Uesugi throws a hook to the side of Scrotum's head but Scrotum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Scrotum cracks Uesugi with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Uesugi misses the shot to the body.
Scrotum scores with a nice head shot.
Scrotum is looking to clinch.
Hairy Scrotum is winning the standup battle so far.
Scrotum keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Scrotum tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Uesugi paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot by Uesugi.
Some wild striking there from Uesugi.
The fight stays on the outside here - Scrotum looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Uesugi throws a shot from downtown. Scrotum moves away and avoids it.
Jab from Scrotum.
Scrotum connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Uesugi momentarily.
Uesugi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Scrotum.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Uesugi! But no joy.
Scrotum is looking to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Uesugi misses.
Uesugi avoids a punch combination nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Uesugi! But no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi throws a body punch but Scrotum moves out of range.
Scrotum is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Uesugi can do to turn this around?
Scrotum changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Scrotum dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Scrotum lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A jab lands there for Uesugi.
Scrotum just misses with a punch to the body.
Uesugi takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut
letting Uesugi counter with a right hand.
Scrotum fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Uesugi has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Scrotum lands a jab to Uesugi's midsection.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scrotum tries to close the distance and clinch but Uesugi swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Scrotum waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Uesugi.
Uesugi throws out a counter right but Scrotum avoids it with no problem.
Scrotum moves out of range as Uesugi strikes.
Scrotum fails in his attempt to clinch.
Uesugi lands a jab to Scrotum's midsection.
Scrotum moves in looking to clinch but Uesugi pushes him off.
Scrotum misses with a left hand
and Uesugi counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A telegraphed right hand from Scrotum misses the target.
Uesugi unleashes a big counter combination but Scrotum bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Scrotum tries to close the distance and clinch up but Uesugi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Uesugi fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Scrotum lands a nice shot that snaps Uesugi's head back.
Scrotum swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hairy Scrotum dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Scrotum lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Uesugi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Scrotum. Uesugi does a little dance to reset his feet.
A little jabbing left from Uesugi on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've been told by Scrotum's head coaches at Zero Tolerance that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Scrotum slips a jab and a cross from Uesugi.
Uesugi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Uesugi throws out a loose jab but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Uesugi on the side of the head.
Scrotum throws a jab when Uesugi was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uesugi was well out of range. Poor timing from Scrotum.
A cross from Uesugi lands.
Scrotum throws a jab when Uesugi was well out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Scrotum misses the target.
A nice side step and Uesugi releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Uesugi! But no joy.
Scrotum throws out a loose jab but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum misses with a looping left.
Scrotum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scrotum throws a big shot that misses.
It seemed like Uesugi was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Uesugi lands with an overhand left.
Uesugi slips a jab from Scrotum.
Uesugi loads up on a big right hand but Scrotum slips the punch.
Uesugi looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Scrotum swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Uesugi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Uesugi moves out of range as Scrotum strikes.
Uesugi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi misses with a body shot.
Scrotum is looking to counter the offense by Uesugi and move into the clinch.
Scrotum walks into a jab.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Scrotum clinches.
Uesugi is trying to break the clinch but Scrotum is controlling him.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Uesugi breaks the clinch.
Scrotum throws the left hand but Uesugi avoids the punch easily.
Scrotum walks into a straight right hand from Uesugi.
Scrotum is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Uesugi.
Uesugi misses with a body shot
and Scrotum counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Scrotum with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Scrotum darts in and clinches Uesugi up against the cage.

Uesugi pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A left lands for Scrotum.
Scrotum digs a good body shot into Uesugi's ribs.
Uesugi ducks under a wild hook from Scrotum.
Scrotum ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uesugi moves away.
Uesugi throws out a loose jab but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi misses with a hook
and Scrotum cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Uesugi scores with a body shot.
Scrotum looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Uesugi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Scrotum.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum wants to clinch up but Uesugi keeps it at a distance.
Uesugi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Uesugi is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Uesugi doesn't seem bothered though.
Uesugi changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Uesugi takes one to the chin there.
Uesugi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Scrotum works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Uesugi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Scrotum connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Uesugi's hands.
Uesugi avoids the body shot from Scrotum.
Scrotum lands a right hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hairy Scrotum clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A looping hook to the body misses from Scrotum. Uesugi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Uesugi throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Scrotum to counter with a crisp jab.
Scrotum misses with a straight left.
Scrotum throws a lazy uppercut
and Uesugi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Uesugi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scrotum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uesugi was well out of range. Poor timing from Scrotum.
A left lands for Scrotum.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Uesugi lands the left hand.
Scrotum getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Uesugi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Scrotum.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum misses the shot to the body.
Uesugi misses with a lunging right hand
and Scrotum counters with a nice uppercut.
Uesugi takes a jab right on the kisser.

Uesugi is rocked!
Scrotum lands with a right hand.
Uesugi is still on wobbly legs! Can Scrotum finish him?
Uesugi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Uesugi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uesugi seems to have recovered his senses.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Scrotum lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Uesugi blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Uesugi manages to break the clinch.
Scrotum misses with a straight left.
A nice side step and Uesugi releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Uesugi thuds a left hand into Scrotum's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab lands there for Scrotum.
Uesugi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Uesugi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Scrotum throws a right hand that misses
and Uesugi counters with a nice uppercut.
Uesugi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Uesugi cracks Scrotum with a good jab.
Uesugi misses with an uppercut. Scrotum saw that one coming.
Scrotum walks into a jab.
Uesugi misses with an uppercut
and Scrotum counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi throws a shot from downtown. Scrotum moves away and avoids it.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the body
and Uesugi counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Uesugi blocks a jab.
It seemed like Uesugi was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Uesugi throws an overhand right that lands on Scrotum's shoulder, as Scrotum tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Uesugi.
Uesugi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Scrotum counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Scrotum slips under a jab.
Scrotum scores with the left hand. Uesugi knows he should have avoided that one.
Scrotum misses with a straight right.
Uesugi throws a hook but Scrotum blocks it.
Uesugi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Uesugi drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Scrotum swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Uesugi's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum retains his welterweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Hairy Scrotum thanked Vikai Gear for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).