PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bullitt Quickdraw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quickdraw's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Quickdraw
vs
Dahmer

170 cm
22
160 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

185 cm
23
163 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

[JMFC] Slaughterhouse Nutrition

Mundi Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bullitt Quickdraw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer misses with a looping left.
Jeffrey Dahmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dahmer misses with a two punch combination.
Dahmer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Quickdraw tries to avoid it but Dahmer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Quickdraw to the ground. Quickdraw escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Dahmer throws a right and a left that Quickdraw avoids nicely.
Quickdraw slips a jab and a cross from Dahmer.
A punch combination from Quickdraw misses.
Dahmer stuffs the takedown.
Dahmer fails with the takedown.
Dahmer misses with a wild body shot.
Quickdraw misses with a two punch combination.
Dahmer misses with an uppercut. Quickdraw saw that one coming.
Nice cross by Dahmer.
Quickdraw throws a shot from downtown. Dahmer moves away and avoids it.
Quickdraw throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Quickdraw rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dahmer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Quickdraw throws a right and a left that both miss.
Quickdraw uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

It looks like Jeffrey Dahmer has been cut.
Dahmer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dahmer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bullitt Quickdraw has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Dahmer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Quickdraw doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dahmer looks gassed!
Quickdraw throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dahmer.
Quickdraw fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dahmer lands with a right hand.
Dahmer moves forwards but Quickdraw connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A combination from Quickdraw does no damage.
Quickdraw rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dahmer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Quickdraw avoids a punch combination nicely.
A jab from Dahmer does it's job there.
Quickdraw looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Quickdraw takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Quickdraw will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Dahmer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quickdraw wants to get back to his feet but Dahmer is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dahmer wants to pass the guard but Quickdraw is keeping the position.

Dahmer gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Quickdraw throws a series of punches but Dahmer avoids them all with ease.
Dahmer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dahmer slips a jab and a cross from Quickdraw.
Dahmer lands a jab to the head.
Quickdraw looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A punch lands to the side of Quickdraw 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Quickdraw gets caught flat footed, as Dahmer shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quickdraw trying to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer distracts Quickdraw with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Dahmer decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Quickdraw, up you get!
Dahmer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dahmer lands the left hand.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Dahmer.
A lull in the action here as Dahmer stalls from top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dahmer swings around for an armbar but Quickdraw sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Dahmer's guard.

Dahmer is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dahmer is trying to control the position but Quickdraw postures up.
Quickdraw might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Quickdraw trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dahmer's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Dahmer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jeffrey Dahmer's cut.
That's time! Quickdraw's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dahmer shoots in but Quickdraw avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Dahmer looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Dahmer stopping the sweep attempt from Quickdraw.

Dahmer drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Quickdraw dives on top into guard.
Dahmer working a defensive guard here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dahmer wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Quickdraw wants to stand but Dahmer is controlling his posture from full guard.
Dahmer is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Quickdraw trying to control the position from guard on top but Dahmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dahmer has control of Quickdraw's left arm, preventing Quickdraw from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Quickdraw fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dahmer manages to avoid it.
Dahmer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Quickdraw has time to react.
Quickdraw misses the jab.
Dahmer takes one to the chin there.
Quickdraw misses with a two punch combination.
A combination from Quickdraw does no damage.
Quickdraw throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dahmer's waist but Dahmer gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Quickdraw off to one side.

Dahmer clinches up against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Dahmer scores with a nice short uppercut.

Dahmer breaks from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dahmer lands with a shot to the body.
Dahmer misses with a takedown attempt - Quickdraw sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Quickdraw as he avoids it easily.
Bullitt Quickdraw has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffrey Dahmer.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dahmer.
Donk. Dahmer catches Quickdraw right on the button with a cross.
Quickdraw scores with a one two! Dahmer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
No joy there for Dahmer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A swing and a miss from Quickdraw.
Quickdraw looks to land a combination but Dahmer avoids it well.
Quickdraw throws a combination that misses
and Dahmer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Quickdraw thinking.
Dahmer scores with a sloppy right hand. Quickdraw should have avoided that one.
A big left from Dahmer misses.
Quickdraw fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer shoots in but Quickdraw avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dahmer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Quickdraw fails with a takedown attempt.
Dahmer stuffs the takedown.
Bullitt Quickdraw is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Dahmer decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Dahmer is keen to just control but Quickdraw is a slippery customer.
Dahmer controlling the action here.

Dahmer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Quickdraw sees it coming and defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Dahmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jeffrey Dahmer's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Dahmer cracks Quickdraw with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dahmer looks for a takedown but Quickdraw sprawls well.
Quickdraw defending well as Dahmer loads up on a big left hand.
Quickdraw misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Quickdraw moves away from the strike by Dahmer.
Dahmer tries for a takedown but Quickdraw sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Quickdraw shoots in but Dahmer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Quickdraw connects with a right hand. Dahmer shakes it off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dahmer tests Quickdraw's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Quickdraw gets a takedown into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Quickdraw prevents Dahmer from improving his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer works his way to full guard. Good work.

Dahmer wriggles free and stands up.
Quickdraw throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dahmer.
Quickdraw gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dahmer looks to land a combination but Quickdraw avoids it well.
A punch combination from Quickdraw misses.
Quickdraw takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Quickdraw stuffs the takedown.
Bullitt Quickdraw has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffrey Dahmer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quickdraw lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dahmer circles away quickly and effectively.
Quickdraw uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dahmer.
Quickdraw is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Quickdraw smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Danga de danga de dang - Dahmer scores with a four punch combination!
Dahmer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Quickdraw.
A combination from Quickdraw does no damage.
Dahmer with a jab.
Dahmer tries to clinch but Quickdraw moves out of range.
Quickdraw scores with a one two! Dahmer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dahmer.
Dahmer throws a nice looking combination but Quickdraw bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dahmer throws a right and a left that Quickdraw avoids nicely.
Quickdraw throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dahmer.

Dahmer shoots in and bounces Quickdraw off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Quickdraw keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dahmer throwing strikes from guard but Quickdraw blocks nicely.
Dahmer wants to pass the guard but Quickdraw is keeping the position.
Dahmer postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Quickdraw has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dahmer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dahmer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Jeffrey Dahmer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bullitt Quickdraw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Quickdraw shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Dahmer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Quickdraw looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Dahmer stands up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Dahmer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Dahmer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey Dahmer!