PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lazy Bastard (ranked 2663 p4p, 254 weight class) and Jozef Horvath (ranked 5309 p4p, 450 weight class). Lazy Bastard has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Bastard
vs
Horvath

190 cm
19
162 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

178 cm
26
160 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lazy Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jozef Horvath!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and Horvath counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Horvath ducks down to avoid it.
Horvath now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Horvath avoids them all with ease.
Bastard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Horvath was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Horvath appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Horvath doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Horvath dodges the punch combination from Bastard.
Horvath paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Horvath blocks a jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Horvath avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Horvath digs a good body shot into Bastard's ribs.
Bastard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Horvath lands a body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Bastard. That snapped Horvath's head back.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Horvath connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Horvath manages to avoid it.
Horvath pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Horvath's shoulder, as Horvath tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard misses with a jab, cross combination.
Horvath appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Horvath darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Horvath moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Horvath's shoulder, as Horvath tries to avoid the shot.
Horvath moves out of range of the strikes.
Horvath keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Bastard cracks Horvath with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bastard has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Horvath to stand back up!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Horvath blocks a jab.
Bastard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Horvath moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard throws a right hand that Horvath ducks under and follows up with a left that Horvath also avoids with ease.
Horvath scores with a jab.
Bastard lands a jab.
Bastard throws a body punch but Horvath moves out of range.
It seemed like Horvath was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Horvath takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Horvath is rocked!
Bastard throws a right and a left that Horvath avoids nicely.
Horvath is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Bastard misses with a straight left.
Bastard fakes the body blow, causing Horvath to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Horvath goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lazy Bastard!
A very excited looking Lazy Bastard made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.