PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonnie Hendroxycontin (ranked 8607 p4p, 0 weight class) and Orc Mismash (ranked 6485 p4p, 0 weight class). Mismash comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Level 90 Elite Tauren Chieftain - Power of the Horde kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hendroxycontin
vs
Mismash

199 cm
18
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
18
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jonnie Hendroxycontin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orc Mismash!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mismash throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hendroxycontin.
Mismash throws a leg kick
and Hendroxycontin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hendroxycontin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Mismash shoots and misses
enabling Hendroxycontin to counter with a crisp jab.
Mismash throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Hendroxycontin to counter with a crisp jab.
Hendroxycontin lands with a shot to the body.

Mismash closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Mismash working the head and body with strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
You can see the frustration on Hendroxycontin's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Hendroxycontin knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mismash on the ground.
Hendroxycontin tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Mismash wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

Mismash tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Mismash cracks Hendroxycontin with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Hendroxycontin avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Mismash.
Hendroxycontin takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mismash scoring with punches from side control.
Mismash working the ground and pound.
Mismash is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hendroxycontin dodges the ground and pound from Mismash.

Mismash is trying to get an arm triangle but Hendroxycontin is defending well.
The ground and pound from Mismash seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Mismash working away.
Mismash tries to score with some ground and pound. Hendroxycontin controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Mismash tries for a kimura but Hendroxycontin is defending well.
Mismash looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Hendroxycontin is avoiding damage well.

Mismash tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Mismash has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Hendroxycontin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mismash lands a few punches from side control.
Mismash sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Hendroxycontin is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Hendroxycontin struggling a bit here.
Mismash scores with a couple of short elbows.
Mismash scoring with punches and elbows.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Mismash tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

Mismash is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Hendroxycontin is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Hendroxycontin is trying to control Mismash's posture but Mismash avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mismash lands an elbow.
Hendroxycontin dodges the ground and pound from Mismash.
Hendroxycontin is trying to control Mismash's posture but Mismash avoids it.
Mismash working the head with strikes.
Hendroxycontin struggling a bit here.
Mismash in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Hendroxycontin taking punishment in the form of punches.
Mismash lands a nice forearm strike.

Hendroxycontin is rocked!

Mismash is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Hendroxycontin has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hendroxycontin is looking to regain half guard here but Mismash keeps moving and retains side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mismash scoring with punches from side control.
Hendroxycontin is working to avoid the ground and pound but Mismash connects with a decent elbow.
Oh Hendroxycontin is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mismash scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Hendroxycontin is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Mismash can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orc Mismash!
Post fight, an emotional Orc Mismash said 'ME SMASH!'.