PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alchemy Astrology (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeremy Jew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Astrology comes to the cage accompanied by Faggot Bruce - Cockstar. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Astrology
vs
Jew

180 cm
22
198 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

196 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alchemy Astrology!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeremy Jew!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Alyssa Summers and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Astrology looks to score with a jab to the body but Jew is just out of range.

Astrology scores a takedown into full mount!
Astrology manages to capitalize on a mistake by Jew to take his back!
Jew trying to control the position but Astrology manages to sink in the hooks.
Astrology slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Astrology gets his hands free as Jew looks to control.
Astrology just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jew tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Astrology sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jew tries to lock up and control but Astrology gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

Astrology stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Jew tries to clinch but Astrology moves out of range.
Jew is looking to clinch but Astrology is avoiding it.

Jew gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Astrology is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Jew is trying to control the position but Astrology postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Astrology looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Jew wants to get back to his feet but Astrology is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Astrology might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Astrology tries to free his leg and advance position but Jew is retaining full guard.
Jew wants to control the position but Astrology says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jew wants to get back to full guard.
Astrology trying to control the pace.
Jew trying to control but Astrology postures up.
Astrology perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

Astrology decides to stand and escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Astrology gets the takedown into side control.
Astrology in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Jew is looking to reverse the position.
Jew manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Jew has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Astrology is working away from the top position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alchemy Astrology dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Astrology lands a jab-cross combination.

Astrology darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Jew is looking for a sweep. Astrology is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Astrology wants to pass the guard but Jew is defending well.
Jew has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Astrology is working away from the top position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jew wants to get back to his feet.

Astrology stands up and beckons Jew to join him on the feet.
Astrology misses with a straight left.
Jew will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jew misses with a takedown

and Astrology counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jew won't be happy with that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee asks Astrology politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Astrology prefers to stall for the moment though.
Astrology's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Jew stops Astrology from passing to mount.
Jew regains half guard.
Astrology not doing much here.
Astrology is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Astrology get's back to his feet.
Astrology lands a with a good body shot.
Jew tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Astrology counters with a nice uppercut.
Astrology fails to land with a series of punches.

Astrology shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Astrology showed some decent athleticism there.
Astrology trying to control the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jew is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Astrology jumps into side control!
Astrology controlling the position.
Jew tries to improve position but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alchemy Astrology dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Jew throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Astrology counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Astrology in particular looking to stall.

Astrology decides to return to a standing position.

Astrology shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Jew tries to reverse the position but Astrology maintains control.
Jew looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
I would not like to be Jew right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Astrology is hanging on to Jew's back as he tries to escape.
Jew trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Astrology slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Astrology is not going to allow Jew to sit and survive in this position.
Astrology controlling well, preventing Jew from escaping the position.
Jew takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Astrology is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Despite being in a bad position, Jew is controlling the hands, preventing any submission attempts.
Astrology really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Jew.
Jew is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astrology controls the position.
Alchemy Astrology is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jew trying to control the hands but Astrology breaks the grip.
Astrology controls the position.
Jew can't escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jew is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Alchemy Astrology just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Jew with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Astrology to score with a decent uppercut.
Jew with a lazy takedown attempt

and Astrology counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Astrology perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Jeremy Jew has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

And that's the end of the fight!
Alchemy Astrology showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Astrology has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alchemy Astrology!