PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tribbiani Joey (ranked 1398 p4p, 151 weight class) and Military Industrial Complex (ranked 1812 p4p, 202 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Complex's choice of entrance music: Rusty Cage - Johnny Cash. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Joey
vs
Industrial Complex

173 cm
27
159 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

166 cm
23
147 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Freebok (85% Laundry)

Blue Moon

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tribbiani Joey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Military Industrial Complex!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Sano and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Joey. Complex does a little dance to reset his feet.
Joey throws a series of punches but Complex avoids them all with ease.
Joey throws a body punch but Complex moves out of range.
Joey takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Joey misses the shot to the body.
Joey tries to move into range but Complex moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Joey throws a poor cross that misses
and Complex makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Joey misses with a body shot.
Complex is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Joey with a body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Complex.
Complex throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Joey throws a body kick that misses.
Joey throws a head kick but Complex moves out of range.
Complex connects with an inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Complex slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Joey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Complex.
Joey seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Joey lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Complex lands with a nice body punch.
Joey scores with a head kick. Complex tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Joey.
Complex lands a slapping body shot.
Complex works the jab nicely.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Joey.
Joey scores with a jab to the jaw.
Complex scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Joey doesn't seem bothered though.
Joey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Complex connects with a jab.
Complex digs a good hook to Joey's body.
Joey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Complex checks a low kick from Joey.
Complex throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Complex tries to move into range but Joey moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Complex digs a good hook to Joey's body.
Joey throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Complex's waist but Complex gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Joey off to one side.
Joey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joey throws a head kick that misses
and Complex counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Complex with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tribbiani Joey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joey throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Complex misses with a low kick.
Joey stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Complex.
Complex connects with a jab.

Joey is rocked!
Joey gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Complex gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Joey is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Military Industrial Complex!
A very excited looking Military Industrial Complex made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.