PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kieran Mistry (ranked 5501 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 5538 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Mistry
vs
Falwell

171 cm
31
144 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

171 cm
40
136 lbs
2 - 87 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kieran Mistry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 87 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mistry takes the fight into the clinch.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
A nice right hand lands inside from Mistry.
Falwell letting Mistry take a breather here.

Falwell escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Falwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mistry.
Mistry scores with a one two! Falwell had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Mistry. That snapped Falwell's head back.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Mistry lands with a straight right. Falwell didn't see that one coming.

Mistry clinches.

Falwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mistry connects with a single shot there.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Mistry stuns Falwell with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mistry is looking to counter punch.
Falwell has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Mistry throws a one two combo.

Falwell is rocked!
Mistry drops Falwell with a huge uppercut! Falwell drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Mistry is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kieran Mistry!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.