PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jesper Parnevik (ranked 743 p4p, 123 weight class) and Noob Saibot (ranked 969 p4p, 150 weight class). Parnevik comes to the cage accompanied by Montana of 300 - Here Now. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Parnevik
vs
Saibot

183 cm
33
177 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

182 cm
37
178 lbs
38 - 16 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jesper Parnevik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 16 - 1, fighting out of New York, Noob Saibot!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Saibot gets a clinch.
Saibot tries to work over Parnevik's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Parnevik breaks the clinch.
Saibot fails in his attempt to clinch.
Parnevik swats away the attempt to clinch by Saibot.
Saibot throws a body punch but Parnevik moves out of range.
Parnevik tries to land a leg kick but Saibot saw it coming and moves away.
Saibot takes one on the button.
Parnevik connects with the punch.
Parnevik lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Noob Saibot has been cut.
Saibot on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Parnevik. Parnevik obviously looking to wear him down.
Parnevik moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Saibot has closed the distance and engaged Parnevik in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parnevik looking to stall.
Saibot scores with a shot to the side of Parnevik's head.
Parnevik tries to break free but Saibot pushes him back against the cage.
Parnevik blocks a body shot from Saibot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Parnevik takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Parnevik has had enough of the clinch but Saibot keeps him there for the moment.
A short left from Saibot.
Saibot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Parnevik misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parnevik is struggling to control the position.
Parnevik tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Saibot's elbow.
Saibot pushes Parnevik back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Saibot has a couple of punches blocked by Parnevik.
Saibot misses with a body punch.
Saibot stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Saibot is leaning against Parnevik and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short uppercut from Parnevik.
Parnevik lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Saibot or not.
Saibot blocks a body shot from Parnevik.
Parnevik misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Saibot.
Saibot lands a hook that snaps the head of Parnevik backwards.
Saibot blocks a body shot from Parnevik.
Parnevik has a couple of punches blocked by Saibot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parnevik.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parnevik digs a right hand into Saibot's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Saibot's gas tank.
Parnevik makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Parnevik blocks a body shot from Saibot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parnevik.
Saibot can't find room to land a body shot as Parnevik controls the action.
Parnevik's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Parnevik will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Saibot up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Parnevik.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parnevik working aggressively here.
Parnevik is looking to control Saibot's arms but Saibot gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parnevik has his back to the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Parnevik - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Saibot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Parnevik leaning against his opponent.
Saibot digs a right hand into Parnevik's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Parnevik's gas tank.
Parnevik takes a shot to the head.
Parnevik swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Saibot tries a body shot but Parnevik blocks it.
Saibot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Parnevik holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Parnevik looking to slow down the pace here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jesper Parnevik.
Saibot with a nice cross.

It looks like Jesper Parnevik has been cut.
A jab from Saibot misses.
As Saibot looks to move away, Parnevik throws a big counter combo but Saibot just gets out of the way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Saibot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Saibot moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Saibot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Saibot slips a jab from Parnevik.
Noob Saibot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Saibot slips a jab from Parnevik.
Parnevik circles away from the clinch attempt.

Saibot gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Saibot.
Parnevik is looking to control Saibot's arms but Saibot gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parnevik has his back to the cage.
Saibot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Saibot throws a head punch that misses.
Saibot lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parnevik working aggressively here.
Parnevik stalling the fight.
Saibot misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Noob Saibot will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Parnevik's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Parnevik cracks Saibot with a right hand to the side of the head.
Parnevik throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
A clash of legs there as Saibot blocks the low kick.
Parnevik swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Saibot.
Saibot looks to clinch
and Saibot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Saibot closes the distance and clinches.
Parnevik dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Parnevik lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Saibot backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Saibot creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Parnevik tries a body shot but Saibot blocks it.
Saibot lands a body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Parnevik breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Saibot tries to close the distance and clinch up but Parnevik swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Parnevik fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Saibot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Parnevik, right into the meat.
Parnevik looks to land a body kick but Saibot moved away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Saibot drops Parnevik with a naaaaasty hook - Parnevik is in real trouble here! Saibot dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noob Saibot!
A relieved looking Noob Saibot thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.