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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Humbert Humbert (ranked 598 p4p, 89 weight class) and Soylent Green (ranked 836 p4p, 124 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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185 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
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184 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Humbert Humbert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Soylent Green!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humbert uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Green.
Green misses with an uppercut.
Humbert avoids the head kick by Green.
Humbert slips a straight right by Green.
Green tries to bum rush Humbert with a series of wild strikes but Humbert uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Humbert throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Green sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Green has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Humbert tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Green was well out of range. Poor timing from Humbert.
Humbert moves out of range as Green strikes.
Green finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Humbert ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Humbert stuns Green with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Green throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Green swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Humbert thows a left - swing and a miss!
Humbert lands a right hook to the body.
Humbert has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Green throws a jab but it's blocked by Humbert.
Green lands with a nice body punch.
Humbert throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Green on the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Green has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Green there as he acknowledges the shot.
Humbert lands a slapping body shot.
Humbert dives in for a single leg takedown but Green sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A big right from Green misses.
Humbert loads up on a big right hand but Green slips the punch.
Green scores with a shot to the body.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green connects with a body shot.
Green throws a head kick that misses.
Humbert Humbert seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Green throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Humbert with a jab.
Green uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Humbert.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Humbert.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Green lands a nice looking kick to the body. Humbert takes a step back to recover.
Humbert misses with a straight left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humbert throws a jab but it's blocked by Green.
Humbert lands a nice hook to Green's body. Green takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
Humbert scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Humbert swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Green dips to his left and cracks Humbert with an uppercut!
Humbert throws an overhand right that lands on Green's shoulder, as Green tries to avoid the shot.
Humbert throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Humbert scores with a punch to the head.
Green tries to land a front kick but Humbert steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Green misses with a straight right.
Humbert feinted with a counter takedown.
Nice cross by Green.
Humbert fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Green on the side of the head.
It looks like Soylent Green has been cut.
Humbert misses with a body punch
and Green counters with an outside leg kick.
Green walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Humbert. Beautiful body shot.
A slow jab from Humbert misses its intended target.
That kick from Green tenderised Humbert's leg. Humbert is trying to keep his angry face on.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Green.
Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
Humbert lands with a nice body punch.
Soylent Green is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Humbert works the jab nicely.
Green misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Humbert.
Humbert attempts a counter takedown but Green avoids it well and moves away.
Nice uppercut there from Humbert.
Green fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Humbert misses with a body punch
and Green counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Green slips under a jab from Humbert.
Green staying out of range there.
Humbert missing with a left hand there. Green was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humbert takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Humbert doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Green cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Humbert misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Green.
Humbert throws a right hand that misses
and Green counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Green scores with a decent looking hook.
Humbert sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Humbert is breathing heavily.
Green swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Humbert.
Humbert lands a head shot.
Humbert throws a poor cross that misses
and Humbert takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Humbert swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Humbert misses the shot to the body.
Green appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Green connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Humbert missing with a left hand there. Green was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A good leg kick by Green.
Green lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Humbert circles away quickly and effectively.
Humbert swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Soylent Green will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Soylent Green's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Green scores with a kick to the body.
Green wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Green lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Humbert circles away quickly and effectively.
Humbert misses with a hook
and Green counters with a slapping leg kick.
Humbert ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Soylent Green seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Humbert swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Green thinks about the counter body kick.
Humbert rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Green counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Humbert jabs at Green's body.
Donk. Green catches Humbert right on the button with a cross.
Green lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Humbert shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Green is trying to defend but Humbert finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Humbert is looking to take a break and control but Green is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Humbert prevents Green from improving his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Green is just riding it out for now. Humbert eventually gives up the hold.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Humbert is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Green slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Humbert scoring with some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Humbert is working Green over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Green keeping moving, preventing Humbert from controlling successfully.
Humbert stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Green swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Humbert with a flurry of punches that miss.
Green manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Humbert manages to get himself to full guard.
Green got a little sloppy there for a moment and Humbert has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Green has managed to get both his arms back between Humbert's legs - danger averted.
Green looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Green pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Humbert is keeping the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Humbert throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Humbert looking for subs off his back but Green has passed one foot through into half guard.
Humbert has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Green is working away from the top position though.
Humbert might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Green controlling the action here.
Green trying to mount his opponent but Humbert defends it.
Humbert is looking to get back to full guard here but Green has managed to pass to side control instead.
Green remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Humbert is looking for a sweep.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Soylent Green showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Soylent Green's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Humbert waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Green.
Green unleashes a big counter combination but Humbert bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Green throws a leg kick which misses Humbert's front leg but catches the back leg as Humbert tries to avoid it.
Humbert tries to move into range but Green moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Green misses with a hook. Humbert ducked under it nicely.
Humbert lands a jab to Green's midsection.
Green throws a jab but it's blocked by Humbert.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
Humbert looks to land a left hand but Green moved out of range nicely.
Green tries to score with a low kick but Humbert moves his leg out of the way.
Humbert scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Humbert misses with a body shot
and Green makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Humbert misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Green.
Humbert has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A swing and a miss from Humbert.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Humbert catches Green with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Green misses with a combination
and Humbert counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert cracks Green with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Green fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Humbert looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Humbert misses with a lunging right hand
and Green counters with a three punch combo that has Humbert backing up. Humbert nods at Green to acknowledge the strikes.
Humbert looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Humbert drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Green fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Green throws a wild body kick that Humbert sees coming a mile off.
A big left from Humbert misses.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
Humbert takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Humbert throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Green throws a big counter head kick but Humbert avoids it with no problem.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Green misses the jab.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Green throws a nice outside leg kick.
Humbert misses with an uppercut.
Green let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Humbert misses with an uppercut. Green saw that one coming.
Humbert scores with a jab to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Humbert keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Green scores with a head kick.
Humbert takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Humbert closes this distance looking for a takedown but Green circles away.
Green feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Humberts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green connects with a body shot.
Green scores with a shot to the body.
Humbert misses the shot to the body.
It seemed like Green was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Humbert Humbert has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert misses with a body shot.
Green lands a jab to the head.
Green moves out of range of the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Green goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Green scores with a nice strike.
Green connects with a leg kick. Humbert looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Green throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Horrible takedown attempt by Humbert or perhaps it was just good defense by Green, which made it look bad.
Green is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Humbert with a body shot.
Green has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Green feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Humberts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Humbert throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Green cracks Humbert with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Humbert just misses with a punch to the body.
Green has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Green cracks Humbert with an open hand slap.
Humbert fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Humbert Humbert. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Green scores with a hook to the body. Humbert takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Green connects with a body shot.
Green connects with a body shot that sends Humbert's belly button to the back.
Green jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Humbert misses with a right hand
and Green counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Humbert thinking.
Soylent Green is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Green displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Green ducks under a wild hook from Humbert.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Green lands a nice leg kick that just misses Humbert's sensitive parts.
Humbert misses with a hook
and Green counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Humbert thinking.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
Humbert misses with a shot to the body
and Green counters with an inside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Soylent Green comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Green winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Soylent Green!
After winning the bout, Soylent Green thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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