PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Quetzal Montezuma (ranked 1179 p4p, 139 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 1381 p4p, 162 weight class). Montezuma's entrance music is The Mayan Predator. A fine choice. Tiddlywinks is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Seinfeld Intro. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Montezuma
vs
Tiddlywinks

193 cm
28
242 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

197 cm
29
265 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Quetzal Montezuma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiddlywinks throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick but Montezuma moved away.
Montezuma looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Montezuma avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Montezuma dodges the punch combination from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Montezuma was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks moves out of range as Montezuma strikes.
Tiddlywinks feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Montezuma's calf.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Montezuma is able to avoid easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A combination from Tiddlywinks does no damage.
Montezuma misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tiddlywinks.
Montezuma darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice shot lands for Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tiddlywinks moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tiddlywinks has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A telegraphed right hand from Tiddlywinks misses the target.
Tiddlywinks throws a nice looking combination but Montezuma bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Montezuma walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Tiddlywinks checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick but Montezuma sees it coming and moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tiddlywinks fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Montezuma on the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks loads up on a big right hand but Montezuma slips the punch.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Montezuma sizes up Tiddlywinks with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Tiddlywinks tries to land a front kick but Montezuma steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick that misses.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick that misses.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Tiddlywinks misses.
Tiddlywinks throws a hook but Montezuma avoids it easily.
Montezuma thumps Tiddlywinks with a low kick.
Tiddlywinks displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Montezuma throws out the jab.
Montezuma swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a shot from downtown. Montezuma moves away and avoids it.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Montezuma throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tiddlywinks stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tiddlywinks fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Montezuma is out of range.
Montezuma is looking to counter the offense by Tiddlywinks and move into the clinch.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Montezuma moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks throws a leg kick but Montezuma sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Montezuma feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Montezuma moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tiddlywinks avoids the body shot from Montezuma.
Montezuma moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromTiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks misses with a low kick.
Montezuma is looking to clinch.
Montezuma paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tiddlywinks throws the left hand but Montezuma avoids the punch easily.
Montezuma walks into a straight right hand from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Montezuma stuns Tiddlywinks with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A lazy left from Montezuma finds it's target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A counter left hand to the body from Montezuma misses its target.
Tiddlywinks throws a body punch but Montezuma moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks misses with a low kick as Montezuma jumps back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks slips a straight right by Montezuma.
Tiddlywinks falls off balance throwing a combination
and Montezuma counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Montezuma misses.
Tiddlywinks looks to score with a jab to the body but Montezuma is just out of range.
Tiddlywinks rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Montezuma counters with a nice uppercut.
Montezuma thows a left - swing and a miss!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Montezuma checks a leg kick.
Tiddlywinks slips under a jab from Montezuma.
Tiddlywinks gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tiddlywinks finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Tiddlywinks dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Tiddlywinks takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Montezuma misses with a wild body shot.
Tiddlywinks has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Montezuma moves out of range of the body kick.
Montezuma avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Montezuma throwing a counter right hand but Tiddlywinks manages to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks checks a low kick from Montezuma.
Tiddlywinks is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Tiddlywinks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Montezuma checks a leg kick.
A low kick from Tiddlywinks misses
and Montezuma counters with a stiff right hand.

Tiddlywinks is rocked!
Tiddlywinks swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Montezuma counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That kick from Montezuma tenderised Tiddlywinks's leg. Tiddlywinks is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tiddlywinks gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Montezuma gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Quetzal Montezuma!
Our winner, Quetzal Montezuma, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Roger Tiddlywinks stepped up to the mic, saying 'I want icecream mom'.