PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Kilmister (ranked 4541 p4p, 419 weight class) and Dardan Douchebag (ranked 1929 p4p, 205 weight class). Douchebag has chosen Donkey as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kilmister
vs
Douchebag

190 cm
24
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

176 cm
27
155 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Fast

Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Kilmister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Colin Fotheringham and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilmister ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Douchebag closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kilmister circles away.

Kilmister closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Douchebag drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kilmister gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Douchebag wants a takedown.
Johnny Kilmister has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kilmister gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kilmister really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Douchebag breaks from the clinch.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Douchebag moves out of range.

Douchebag tries to keep at a distance but Kilmister has taken the fight into the clinch.

Douchebag is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Kilmister can't fight it off and eventually Douchebag manages to take the fight to the floor. Kilmister looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kilmister looking to control.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmister utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douchebag cracks Kilmister with a solid left hand.
Kilmister will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kilmister working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
We've been hearing good reports from Kilmister's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Kilmister keeps moving.
Douchebag connects with a couple of short punches.
Kilmister utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kilmister keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Kilmister preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kilmister seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kilmister's head.
Kilmister being controlled here, momentarily.
Kilmister manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Douchebag manages to get himself to full guard.

Douchebag is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kilmister trying to stand up but can't free himself from Douchebag's guard.
Douchebag is trying to control the position but Kilmister postures up.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Kilmister from controlling successfully.
Kilmister stopping the sweep attempt from Douchebag.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Douchebag is trying to control the position but Kilmister postures up.
Douchebag keeping full guard, as Kilmister tries to pass.
Douchebag keeping moving, preventing Kilmister from controlling successfully.

Douchebag is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Kilmister trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag working a defensive guard here.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kilmister is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douchebag is trying to control the position but Kilmister postures up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kilmister defends it nicely.
Kilmister dodges the punch combination from Douchebag.

Kilmister drives through with a takedown into guard.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag striking off his back but it's not causing Kilmister any problems.

Kilmister got a little sloppy there for a moment and Douchebag has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kilmister has managed to get both his arms back between Douchebag's legs - danger averted.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dardan Douchebag will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kilmister scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Kilmister stands up.
Douchebag shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kilmister eats them both and turns towards Douchebag to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kilmister shows good takedown defense.
Kilmister misses with a double jab.
Kilmister lands with a right hand.
Douchebag slips a jab and a cross from Kilmister.
Douchebag swats away the attempt to clinch by Kilmister.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kilmister shows good takedown defense.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kilmister fails with a takedown attempt.
Kilmister is looking to clinch but Douchebag is avoiding it.

Douchebag drives through and clinches with Kilmister against the cage.

Douchebag has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Kilmister is trying to keep an underhook but Douchebag manages to get the takedown into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Kilmister gets full guard.
Kilmister seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Douchebag stands up over Kilmister, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Douchebag trying to control but Kilmister is working from the bottom.

Douchebag drops back, looking for a kneebar! Kilmister looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Kilmister looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Kilmister!

Douchebag is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Kilmister's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Douchebag desperately trying to maintain half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Douchebag does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Douchebag is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kilmister pulls his head out easily.
Douchebag regains full guard. Nicely done.
Kilmister trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Douchebag is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kilmister preventing the sweep.
Kilmister looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Douchebag is keeping the position for now.
Douchebag striking off his back but it's not causing Kilmister any problems.
Kilmister is stalling in the full guard.
Douchebag is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Douchebag trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kilmister trying to stand up but can't free himself from Douchebag's guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kilmister defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Johnny Kilmister has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kilmister defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Kilmister dives in for a single leg takedown but Douchebag sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a takedown but Kilmister manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Douchebag's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kilmister wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Douchebag.
Kilmister tries a head kick but it misses.

Kilmister has taken the fight to the clinch.
Douchebag tries to score a body lock takedown but Kilmister shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Douchebag can't break the clinch.
Kilmister misses with the head strike.

Kilmister manages to break the clinch.
Douchebag with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kilmister to score with a decent uppercut.
Johnny Kilmister is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Kilmister feints and as Douchebag raises his hands in defense, Kilmister changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Douchebag trying to control the position.
Kilmister tries to free his leg and advance position but Douchebag is retaining full guard.

Douchebag working for a triangle but Kilmister defends it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douchebag has a closed guard, preventing Kilmister from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Kilmister dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Douchebag looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kilmister tries a low kick but Douchebag avoids it.
Kilmister dodges the punch combination from Douchebag.
Douchebag avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Douchebag on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Kilmister fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Douchebag to the ground. Kilmister is now in Douchebag's guard.

Douchebag is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Kilmister rolls with it to try and escape but Douchebag cranks on the arm and Kilmister is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dardan Douchebag!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Dardan Douchebag waved his t-shirt featuring Aspire Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.