PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Riley Johnson (ranked 8335 p4p, 150 weight class) and Twinkletoes Facemash (ranked 5331 p4p, 105 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Johnson
vs
Facemash

186 cm
20
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

186 cm
22
175 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Excellent MT
Cardio machine

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Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Riley Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Twinkletoes Facemash!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Anthony Taglia and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Despite the aggression on Facemash's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Facemash misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Facemash is looking to score with low kicks.
Johnson tried to counter with a leg kick but Facemash avoided it.
Facemash loads up on a big right hand but Johnson slips the punch.
Johnson throwing a counter right hand but Facemash manages to avoid it.
Facemash throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Facemash connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Facemash misses with a double jab.
Johnson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A lazy left from Johnson finds it's target.
Johnson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Johnson misses with a straight right.
Facemash finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Facemash scores with a jab to the head.
Facemash slips under a jab from Johnson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Facemash fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Johnson scores with a three punch combo!
Jab by Johnson.
Johnson looks to land a combination. Facemash sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

Facemash is rocked!
Johnson lands a nice looking body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Facemash. Johnson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Johnson throws out a loose jab but Facemash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Facemash misses with the combination.
Johnson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Facemash.
Facemash drops his hands momentarily and Johnson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson walks into a jab.
Facemash misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
That kick from Johnson tenderised Facemash's leg. Facemash is trying to keep his angry face on.
Johnson lands with a cross.
Facemash connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Johnson.
Johnson misses with a wild combination.
Johnson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Johnson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Got Your 6 in the buildup to the fight.
Johnson jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Facemash circles away quickly and effectively.
Johnson scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Facemash misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big left from Facemash misses.
Johnson moves out of range of the strikes.
Johnson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Johnson scores with a shot to the body.
Johnson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Johnson throws out a loose jab but Facemash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Facemash throws a half hearted mid kick.
Johnson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Facemash.
Johnson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Facemashs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Facemash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson fails to land with a series of punches.
Facemash throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johnson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Facemash takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Johnson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Facemash ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Facemash throws out a counter right but Johnson avoids it with no problem.
Johnson blocks a head kick by Facemash.
Facemash looks for the body kick but Johnson saw that one coming.
Johnson just misses with a punch to the body.
Facemash unleashes a big counter combination but Johnson bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Facemash connects with a looping right hand.
Johnson is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Facemash throws a body punch but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson throwing a counter right hand but Facemash manages to avoid it.
Johnson looks to land a right hand but Facemash moved out of range.
Facemash let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Good standup being displayed there by Facemash as he connects with a hook.
Johnson misses with a head kick.
Facemash has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Johnson punishes Facemash's body with a nice straight punch.
Johnson throws a head kick that misses.
Johnson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Facemash misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
Johnson throws a body shot but no joy.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Facemash looks to land a right hand but Johnson moved out of range.
Johnson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Facemash bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as Johnson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Johnson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Facemash looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Johnson scores with a leg kick.
Facemash waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Johnson.
Facemash throws a jab when Johnson was well out of range.
Facemash's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Johnson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Facemash scrambles back to his feet.
Facemash works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Johnson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Facemash.
Facemash slips under a jab.
Johnson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Facemash lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Facemash drops his hands momentarily and Johnson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Johnson misses with a low kick.
Johnson misses with a straight left.
Facemash just misses with a punch to the body.
Johnson misses with a hook.
Facemash looks to land a body kick but Johnson moved away.
Good shot there by Facemash.
Johnson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Facemash's head backwards.
Johnson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Facemash misses with a straight left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Facemash misses.
Johnson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Facemash misses.
Johnson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Johnson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Facemash has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Facemash there as he acknowledges the shot.
Johnson tests Facemash's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Facemash has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Facemash, as that shot connected.
Johnson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Facemash misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
It seemed like Facemash was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Facemash shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Johnson throws out a loose jab but Facemash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Facemash thows a left - swing and a miss!
Facemash misses with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Facemash uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Facemash misses with a double jab.
Johnson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Facemash's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Facemash duly obliges.
Johnson throws a jab but it's blocked by Facemash.
Facemash throws a one two combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Riley Johnson dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Johnson connects with a looping right hand.
Facemash throws a wild body kick that Johnson sees coming a mile off.
Facemash looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Johnson loads up on a big right hand but Facemash slips the punch.
Johnson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Johnson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Facemash.
Johnson throws a head kick but Facemash moves out of range.
Johnson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Facemash can do to turn this around?
Johnson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Facemash's sensitive parts.
Johnson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Facemash.
The fighters circling - Facemash throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Facemash walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Facemash uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Johnson.
Facemash checks a low kick from Johnson.
Johnson misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Facemash swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Johnson.
Facemash on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Johnson scores with a three punch combo!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Johnson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Facemash.
Facemash scores with a punch to the head.
Facemash swings for the body but Johnson moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Facemash takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Facemash scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Facemash throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Johnson.
Facemash lands with a good body shot.
Johnson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A chopping leg kick lands by Johnson.
Johnson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Johnson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Johnson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Johnson punishes Facemash's body with a nice straight punch.
Johnson loads up on a big right hand but Facemash slips the punch.
Facemash looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Johnson throws a series of punches but Facemash avoids them all with ease.
Riley Johnson is winning the standup battle so far.
A shot to the liver by Johnson. Beautiful body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnson moves out of range as Facemash throws a body kick.
Johnson cracks the inside of Facemash's front leg.
Johnson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Johnson thuds a left hand into Facemash's body.
Johnson lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Facemash backs up against the ropes.
A jab from Facemash misses.
Facemash moves away from the strike by Johnson.
Twinkletoes Facemash is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Facemash throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Johnson scores with a hook to the body. Facemash takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Johnson swinging wildly here.
A right-left combo lands from Facemash.
Johnson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Johnson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Johnson looks to land a combination but Facemash avoids it well.
A countering left hand to the body from Facemash misses.
Facemash drops his hands momentarily and Johnson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Facemash darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Facemash throws a hook to the side of Johnson's head but Johnson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Facemash pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Johnson was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Facemash.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Johnson checks a leg kick.
Facemash throws a right and a left that both miss.
Johnson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Johnson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A solid body kick from Facemash.
Facemash on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Facemash takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Facemash looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Johnson is looking to counter punch.
Johnson misses with a looping right.
Johnson moves away from the strike by Facemash.
Facemash closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Facemash throws a lazy right hand but Johnson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Johnson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Facemash on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Johnson looks to land a body kick but Facemash moved away.
Facemash misses with a jab, cross combination.
Facemash takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Johnson jabs Facemash to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Johnson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Facemash misses with a low kick.
Johnson throws a head kick that misses.
A left lands for Facemash.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Facemash throws a leg kick but Johnson moved away.
Johnson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A punch combination from Facemash misses.
A head kick misses from Facemash.
Johnson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Johnson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Facemash.
Johnson cracks Facemash with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Johnson lands a lovely overhand right.
The fighters circling - Johnson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Facemash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johnson moves away.
Johnson looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Johnson misses with a head kick.
Facemash lands a right hook to the body.
Facemash's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Johnson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Facemash checks it well.
Facemash throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johnson throws a hook but Facemash blocks it.
Johnson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Facemash avoids the body shot from Johnson.
Facemash looks to land a body kick but Johnson moved away.
Facemash throws a hook but Johnson blocks it.
Johnson throws a wild body kick that Facemash sees coming a mile off.
Johnson staying out of range there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Johnson goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Johnson lands the left hand.
Facemash misses with a head kick.
Facemash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johnson moves away.
Johnson throws a one two combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Riley Johnson dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Johnson misses with a hook.
Facemash misses with a few strikes there.
Johnson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Johnson slips a straight right by Facemash.
Johnson dips to his left and cracks Facemash with an uppercut!
Facemash will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Facemash throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Facemash takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Johnson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Facemash tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johnson was well out of range. Poor timing from Facemash.
Johnson throwing a counter right hand but Facemash manages to avoid it.
Facemash misses with an attempted mid kick.
Facemash misses with a double jab.
Johnson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Johnson moves out of range of the body kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Facemash!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Facemash misses with a series of wild punches.
Facemash scores with a jab to the head.
Johnson fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson lands a front kick.
Facemash ducks under a wild hook from Johnson.
Facemash takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Facemash misses with a head kick.
Johnson misses with a head kick.
Facemash uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Sloppy strikes from Facemash. Those never looked like landing.
Johnson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Johnson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Facemash's head.
Johnson pushes Facemash away with a front kick.
Johnson throws a big shot that misses.
Facemash misses with a looping left.
Facemash walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Facemash cracks Johnson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Johnson throws a body punch but Facemash moves out of range.
Johnson explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Nice uppercut there from Johnson.
Johnson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Facemash momentarily.
Facemash is still on wobbly legs! Can Johnson finish him?
Facemash keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Johnson.
Twinkletoes Facemash has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Riley Johnson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson blocks a head kick by Facemash.
Facemash swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnson moves out of range as Facemash strikes.
Facemash seems to have recovered his senses.
Johnson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A decent looking cross lands there for Facemash.
Johnson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Facemash's hands.
Facemash throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Facemash wants to slow Johnson down by chopping away at his legs.
Johnson avoids the body shot from Facemash.
Facemash scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Facemash throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Johnson connects with a single shot there.
Facemash avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Johnson throws a nice looking combination but Facemash bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Facemash throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Johnson swings for the body but Facemash moves out of range.
Facemash looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
A nice leg kick lands there from Johnson.
Facemash misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
Johnson scores with a nice head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson looks to score with a jab to the body but Facemash is just out of range.
Johnson lands a nice looking body shot.
Facemash wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Facemash is looking to chop away at Johnson's legs.
Facemash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Facemash tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johnson was well out of range. Poor timing from Facemash.
Johnson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Johnson moves out of range of the body kick.
Johnson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Facemash.
Johnson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Johnson clobbers Facemash with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Facemash circles away quickly and effectively.
Facemash steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Johnson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Facemash looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Facemash throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A solid body kick from Johnson.
Johnson connects with a right hand. Facemash shakes it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johnson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Johnson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Facemash pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Johnson chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Facemash misses with a looping left.
Facemash tries to bum rush Johnson with a series of wild strikes but Johnson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Facemash has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Johnson.
Facemash lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johnson circles away quickly and effectively.
A jab from Johnson finds it's way through Facemash's defenses.
Facemash gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Johnson.
Johnson avoids the body shot from Facemash.
Johnson lands the left hand.
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Johnson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Facemash throws out the jab.
Facemash pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Johnson misses with a head kick.
Johnson slips a jab and a cross from Facemash.
As Facemash looks to move away, Johnson throws a big counter combo but Facemash just gets out of the way.
Johnson cracks Facemash with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Johnson scores with a leg kick.
Facemash throws a sloppy head kick and Johnson moves out of range easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Johnson moves away from the strike by Facemash.
Facemash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Facemash walks into a straight right hand from Johnson.
Facemash pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Riley Johnson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Johnson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Riley Johnson!
Riley Johnson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.