PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lazerus Limbtwister (ranked 4986 p4p, 528 weight class) and Mark Kerr (ranked 7611 p4p, 663 weight class). Limbtwister comes to the cage accompanied by Breaking bones,Taking war-by CANNIBAL CORPSE. Kerr comes into a darkened arena with his song building. This is war-by SEPULTURA kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Limbtwister
vs
Kerr

192 cm
25
268 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

192 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lazerus Limbtwister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mark Kerr!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limbtwister looks to land a right hand but Kerr moved out of range.
Kerr's coach down at Makoa - Hilo Cheapest Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Kerr's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Kerr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Limbtwister waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kerr.
Limbtwister could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Limbtwister misses with a straight left.
A jab from Limbtwister misses.
Kerr tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

Kerr drives through with a takedown into Limbtwister's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Limbtwister has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.

Kerr is sitting in close to Limbtwister's body. Limbtwister has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Kerr is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Kerr is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Limbtwister.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Lazerus Limbtwister!
After winning the bout, Lazerus Limbtwister thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Mark Kerr spoke after the fight, saying 'This....cant....be....'.